Off Merch
Ferris Bueller's Day Off, John Hughes, Cul Classic Phone Case
by StayTruePonyboy
$17 $23
Description: This rebellious graphic features a slick line-drawing of a cool dog wearing sunglasses and flipping the bird with both paws. Above the confident pup is the statement “FETCH THIS” in large, blocky capital letters. Rendered in a sleek, neon-like blue on a dark background, this design is perfect for dog lovers with attitude and a sense of humor. It’s snarky, stylish, and unapologetically savage.
Description: This charming illustration showcases a mischievous cartoon cat, full of personality, ready to cause playful chaos. The cat is mid-stride, wearing a cheeky grin, with its tail raised high, exuding confidence and energy. Surrounding the cat, the bold and funny phrase "Off to Wreak Havoc!" is displayed both above and below, emphasizing its troublemaking intentions. Perfect for humor lovers, this design is a lighthearted celebration of the cat's lovable, chaotic spirit!
Description: The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom. I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you that a good phony fever is a dead lock, but, uh, you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. That's worse than school. You fake a stomach cramp, and when you're bent over, moaning and wailing, you lick your palms. It's a little childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.
