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Tags: labyrinth, maze, mazes, labyrinths, baby-care
Human astronaut John Blackstar travels through a black hole and is lost in an alternate universe, trapped on the alien planet Sagar. Befriended by the small and peaceful Trobbit people, he arms himself with the mystical Starsword and fights for the freedom of his adopted home world against the evil Overlord...
Tags: television, nostalgia, sword, nerd, geek
The message is that no matter the skin color, religion, sexual preference, political leanings, species, or shape, each of us is an Earthling, our actions affecting all of us together. Wear it to recognize we are all one, or alternatively, to call attention to the fact that you're an ironic alien who doth protest too much.
Tags: statement, earth, text