Be the hero of Pandora and the hero of Breakfast with the help of Handsome Jack, The Hyperion Corporation's glorious leader. Pretzel-flavoured with six unique marshmallows, modeled after those freakin' Vault Hunters, you can help Jack awaken The Warrior and save the world! Free DIAMOND PONY with every purchase!!* *Plus shipping & handling of $20,000,000.</br> </br> Handsome Jack, Borderlands, and other characters utilized are owned by Gearbox Software and Take-Two Interactive. This is a homage/parody.
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Looking for a GREAT new cereal kiddies? Well BeelzBrand has JUST what you’re looking for! Culty Crisp! It’s got whole grain puffs and just a bit of sinfully sweet marshmallows in fun shapes like The mark of the beast “6’s” Hellfire flames and of course pentagrams, or are they pentacles? It’s up to YOU! our surveys says “666 mom’s agree it’s the BEAST!” And don’t forget about your friend and mine, Super COW! just send in 1,000 souls and she’s all yours! Beelzbrand is not responsible for any demonic or supernatural activity you bring upon yourself.
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