1st : You do not talk about FART CLUB. 2nd : You DO NOT talk about FART CLUB. 3rd : If someone says "stop" or goes limp, taps out the FART is over. 4th : Only two guys to a FART . 5th : One FART at a time. 6th : No shirts, no shoes. 7th : FART will go on as long as they have to. 8th : If this is your first night at FART CLUB, you HAVE to FART.