Most Disappear Onesies
I love unicorns, but like, earnest unicorns, none of this pooping-rainbows nonsense. I want my unicorns majestic and proud, riding around on rainbows and leaving stars in their wake. Yes I know it's a little silly, but I'm not going to hide behind irony so that I can be an adult in a unicorn shirt. I'm just going to wear the damn unicorn shirt.
Tags: funny, sparkle, stars, gay, rainbow
You are not the first to pass this way. Nor shall you be the last. Those who seek the spirit of Norway face peril and adventure. TROLL 1: What’s this? How dare you come here?! TROLL 2: Invaders! TROLL 1: Stop! This is troll country. TROLL 3: Look away—be gone! TROLL 1: I’ll cast a spell. TROLL 2: Yes! Yes! TROLL 1: You’ll disappear. TROLL 3: Disappear! Disappear! TROLL 1: Back! Back! Over the falls!
Tags: walt-disney-world, epcot, trolls, norway, disappear