Most Don Onesies
I love unicorns, but like, earnest unicorns, none of this pooping-rainbows nonsense. I want my unicorns majestic and proud, riding around on rainbows and leaving stars in their wake. Yes I know it's a little silly, but I'm not going to hide behind irony so that I can be an adult in a unicorn shirt. I'm just going to wear the damn unicorn shirt.
Tags: funny, sparkle, stars, gay, rainbow
The Ingenious Gentleman Don Quixote of La Mancha. Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra. 1605. "En un lugar de la Mancha, de cuyo nombre no quiero acordarme, no ha mucho tiempo que vivía un hidalgo de los de lanza en astillero, adarga antigua, rocín flaco y galgo corredor."
Tags: book, reading, literature, novel, library
Forget Times Square, the Empire State Building and the Statue of Liberty, any child of the '80s knows that the best things about New York are the subterranean Technodromes, the surprisingly well-lit sewers and the pizza parlors that happily serve pies with bizarre toppings to manholes and storm drains. So show off your love for all things NY and ninja with the most shellacious t-shirt this side of Dimension X.
Tags: retro, new york, 80s, mikey, mike