There is an ancient one, as old as time itself. To summon: Cream 125g butter into 1/2 cup brown sugar, 1/2 cup white sugar and 1/2 teaspoon of vanilla. Mix in beaten large egg. Mix 1 and 3/4 cups sifted self-raising flour. Stir and add 1/2 cup choc chips and 65g crushed walnuts. Roll into teaspoon sized balls and bake for 10-12 minutes at 180 degrees on a greased tray.
Tags: nom-nom, nom, om, hp-lovecraft, c is for cthulu
THE SHOCKING TRUTH: Everyone’s favourite plumber is really a time traveler, out to destroy the universe by toppling his great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandfather.
Tags: funny, geek, nintendo, gaming, evolution
Tired? Life got you down? Is it a long day of paperwork ahead, or an endless night of cramming? Well guess who’s here to WAKE YOU TH %$@# UP. Ignore the uncontrollable shaking. That’s just the pure awesomeness* that caffeine bestows upon the worthy! *(If awesomeness persists, please consult a doctor.)
Tags: cup-of-coffee, caffeine, i-love-coffee, coffee
"Hello, Colonel? Yeah, there's the box here. Looks pretty suspicious. Should I go get missiles or something? No. No. Well, it looks like it has a rail gun. Pretty sure that's not standard issue for a box. Huh. Yeah. Are you sure? WHAT ARE YOU HIDING FROM ME, COLONEL?"
Tags: snake?, solid-snake, psx, exclamation, box
“All wings, check in.” “Red 3, standing by.” “No.” “Red 6 sta— what?” “2 comes before 3.” “Wedge, this isn’t the time—” “I am sick of the brown-nosing little twerp barging in because he can’t God damn count!” “Red 5 standing by.” “Shut the hell up, Luke.” A little break from my usual cartooning, just a piece to honour one of the greatest space battles in history.
Tags: trench-run, trench, space, leader, rebel