Water Park Onesies
Would you like to ride the Bone Train? Experience the adrenaline rush of Spleen Mountain or Bladder Falls? Or experience the authentic Pirates of the Pancreas? We don't even whitewash it; they're really rapey! Take a microscopic journey to Anatomy Park, located in a scenic homeless man named Ruben! Also coming soon to a high school kid named Ethan!
Tags: rick, pirates-of-the-pancreas, justin-roiland, dan-harmon, television-show
Assume the position, push off when you’re ready and let gravity take hold. Plunge 12 stories at unbelievable speeds, hurtle through a darkened tunnel and then emerge in a massive spray of whitewater as you arrive at the end of the 360-foot-long run.
Tags: blizzard-beach, water-park, beach, blizzard, theme-park
Forget the popcorn cart or lemonade stand, you crave delicious pastry wands of fried dough coated in cinnamon sugar goodness. Similar to funnel cake or frybread, churros are popular with Mexican food and also in Spain, France, Portugal and the Philippines. Wear to the theme park, water park, street fair, carnival or farmers market. Gift for your friend who is crazy for churro snacks and runs for the churro cart.
Tags: water-park, carnival, frybread, pastry, mexican-food
This Jurassic Park inspired shirt will have all your friends asking ‘what goat?’ , or if they’re cool they’ll just nod and hi-five you. It’s dark, it’s raining, there’s a rumble and a ripple in the water cup. Lex looks out the window. “Where’s the goat?” The inevitable question with an imminent answer – you know what’s coming next! Also suitable for Jurassic World fans!
Tags: jurassic-park-quote, lex-jurassic-park, goat, goats, wheres-the-goat