Optional Merch
Description: Side Quest Club – Main Objective Optional is a funny gaming-inspired adventure design for anyone who would rather explore every random path, collect unnecessary items, discover hidden secrets, and complete every side quest before touching the main storyline. Featuring a cute adventurous goose carrying a map and satchel while searching for treasure, this whimsical RPG humor design is perfect for gamers, role-playing game fans, fantasy adventure lovers, cozy gamers, completionists, open-world explorers, tabletop RPG players, and anyone who believes the main objective can wait. A fun gift for gamers, RPG fans, side quest addicts, adventure lovers, goose lovers, players, fantasy gamers, explorers, and chaotic adventurers who always choose
IN MY HEAD I'M FLYING - PILOT SOUL Crewneck Sweatshirt
by Pannolinno
$27 $35
Description: A bold and playful design highlighting the unique charm of bobtail cats with attitude driven personality and humor
The Tail Is Optional Bobtail Cat Posters and Art
by The Artful Aspie
$10 $14
Description: A calm penguin with an indifferent stance paired with the caption Thriving Is Optional.
Thriving Is Optional Penguin Sarcastic Humor Crewneck Sweatshirt
by The Artful Aspie
$27 $35
Description: Light up the block with this hilarious "Neighborhood Pyro - Safety is Optional" design! Featuring a vintage-style typography layout with three patrirotic firework rockets patterned after the American flag, this sarcastic design is perfect for the designated backyard fireworks show leader. Ideal for t-shirts, hoodies, and stickers to celebrate the 4th of July, Independence Day, or summer block parties with a sense of humor. A great gift for red, white, and blue enthusiasts who love loud explosions and big booms
Neighborhood Pyro Safety Is Optional Fireworks Graphic Baseball T-Shirt
by Zaidil store
$19 $26
Seniors 2027 Punk Attendance Optional Attitude Not Posters and Art
by Easy-O
$10 $14
Description: A minimalist typography design celebrating the special connection between dogs and their humans with the playful message “Ears Optional.” Perfect for Dalmatian owners and devoted dog lovers.
Dalmatian Listens With the Heart – Funny Dog Lover Dog mom Dog Dad Mug
by JBHassan
$13 $18
Description: A dark, vertical composition featuring the words 'Coffee Because Sleep Is Optional'. Below the text are images of a coffee cup, a to-go cup labeled 'Coffee', an alarm clock, and some sugar cubes. Coffee beans and decorative swirls frame the text at the top.
Coffee Because Sleep Is Optional Coffee Cup Alarm Clock Bag
by NDR KIWIS STUDIO
$19 $24
Glamping Where The Bugs Are Optional But The Bubbly Is Not Luxury Camping Tank Top
by Iday Pearcing
$16 $21
Description: A humorous message positioned above and below a detailed drawing of a small propellor aeroplane. The top text reads "TAKEOFF IS OPTIONAL" with three yellow stars above it. The bottom text reads "LANDING IS NOT" with yellow accent lines and a circular emblem. The background is black.
Takeoff Is Optional Landing Is Not Aeroplane T-Shirt
by STUDIO DESIGN JAMSON
$16 $24
Description: A rectangular sign with a dark background and a thin black border. The top text reads "JUST REMEMBER" in white. Below that, "GROWING OLD IS INEVITABLE" is in bold red capital letters. A small white daisy with a red center separates this from the bottom text, which reads "GROWING UP" in large white capital letters, followed by "IS OPTIONAL" in white capital letters at the very bottom. The corners have decorative red and white floral accents.
GROWING OLD IS INEVITABLE GROWING UP IS OPTIONAL Daisy Socks
by DIO ROCKO
$14 $20
Description: A graphic featuring a headless person sitting at a wooden desk with a silver laptop. The upper body is dressed in a brown sweater over a white collared shirt and red tie. The lower half wears blue and white striped pajama pants and brown slippers. Text reads "PROFESSIONAL ATTIRE IS OPTIONAL FROM THE WAIST DOWN." in bold white letters.
PROFESSIONAL ATTIRE IS OPTIONAL FROM THE WAIST DOWN. headless person desk laptop Tote
by STEPHEN CHOU STD
$14 $20
Description: A colorful psychedelic design for dreamers, creatives, and lovers of the unusual. Featuring vibrant abstract shapes and surreal energy, this artwork celebrates imagination over convention. Perfect for fans of weirdcore, alternative aesthetics, trippy art, and bold self-expression.
Reality Is Optional - Psychedelic Weirdcore Abstract Art Shorts
by PatykArt
$21 $27
Description: A motivational quote displayed in a rectangular format with decorative corners. The text reads "JUST REMEMBER", "GROWING OLD IS INEVITABLE" in red, a small white daisy with a red center, and "GROWING UP IS OPTIONAL" in white. The background is dark grey with a black border.
Just Remember Growing Old Is Inevitable Growing Up Is Optional Daisy Shorts
by DIO ROCKO
$21 $27
NOTICE: Soap Is Not Optional - funny warning signs Hoodie
by today.i.am.sad
$32 $42
NOTICE: Soap Is Not Optional - funny warning signs Bag
by today.i.am.sad
$19 $24
Dianne Feinstein - Mitch McConnell - The US Senate - Retirement Optional Crewneck Sweatshirt
by Lara Wilber Muv Designs
$27 $35
Description: A retro-style rectangular emblem with ornate borders in red and white. The text reads 'JUST REMEMBER GROWING OLD IS INEVITABLE' in white and red, with a small floral element above the second line. Below it, the text 'GROWING UP IS OPTIONAL' is in white.
Just Remember Growing Old Is Inevitable Growing Up Is Optional Retro Emblem Socks
by Illustrations By Majali
$14 $20
Description: A bold typographic composition on a black background. The text is arranged in four lines with a dark green color. The top line reads "GROWING", the second "OLD IS COMPULSORY", the third "GROWING UP", and the bottom line reads "IS OPTIONAL". The words "GROWING" are significantly larger than the other text.
GROWING OLD IS COMPULSORY GROWING UP IS OPTIONAL Bold Text Crewneck Sweatshirt
by telaso
$27 $35
