Oxymoron Merch

Stupid smart dumbass t shirt and sticker design. Get this for you dumb ass friend who make occasional brain farts so everybody knows. If this is you, congratulation, you are a premium breed and an ass-et to society.

“Peace is the only battle worth waging” - Albert Camus

An oxymoron at its finest :)

The Stick Figure stands proud as it has achieved the impossible... the 3rd dimension.

It might be hard NOT to be the favorite child when you’re the only one, but credit where credit is due! Perfect t-shirt or the first born son or daughter. Get in quick, before the next arrival crowds the scene! Great gift for that special child for Christmas, birthday, or any time. Just to say, “Hey, you’re okay, you know!” 😉

Expert of mediocrity, most ordinary person there is. No conflict here.

The expression "Pretty Ugly" can have 2 meanings. The oxymoron very ugly, or the question Pretty or Ugly? Pretty is in a pink font, and blends into the grey word Ugly at the bottom.

But... if it really *is* untrue, then saying it's untrue is true. Which means the statement is actually true. Which means that saying it's untrue is a lie. So it's actually untrue... Some people love these kind of word games. If you're one of us - I mean, them - then BUY THIS T-SHIRT! If you're not, then don't. Simple, no?

I couldn't get this phrase out of my head. Now it's on a shirt.