Panic Fish Merch
Marvin - Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Baseball T-Shirt
by OtakuPapercraft
$19 $26
I think you ought to know I'm feeling very depressed Magnet
by Meta Cortex
$3.75 $4.75
Description: A three star review of Earth from a Guide researcher who stayed 15 years. Mice run the place, the dolphins left a thank-you note, towel essential. Original design by maped. Photo: The Blue Marble, NASA/Apollo 17 (AS17-148-22727), public domain, modified.
Mostly Harmless - Ford's 3 Star Planet Earth Review Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt
by maped
$16 $24
Description: This funny t-shirt is the perfect gift to a anxious friend, mom, girlfriend, boyfriend, best friend who loves memes and sarcastic quotes. Featuring the phrase Relax It's Just a Panic Attack with a anxious and cute pufferfish. This product is perfect to wear on Birthdays, Holidays, Parties, or just staying in home with his cat or dog. Have a variety of products such as t-shirts, hoodies,
Description: A hilariously terrified pufferfish reacts to an imaginary crisis with enormous eyes, flared spines, sweat drops, and the declaration “I Choose Panic Attack.” The cute cartoon character and exaggerated panic make this a perfect design for anxious overthinkers, stress-prone personalities, and anyone who prefers dramatic aquatic chaos.
Description: “But the plans were on display…” “On display? I eventually had to go down to the cellar to find them.” “That’s the display department.” “With a flashlight.” “Ah, well, the lights had probably gone.” “So had the stairs.” “But look, you found the notice, didn’t you?” “Yes,” said Arthur, “Yes I did. It was on display in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying ‘Beware of the Leopard.”
Description: The dolphins are the second most intelligent species on the planet Earth, only surpassed by mice, although many outside observers don't know about the mice. They long ago knew of Earth's planned destruction and tried to communicate this to humans who misinterpreted it as "amusing attempts to punch football or whistle for tidbits." The last ever dolphin message was misinterpreted as a surprisingly sophisticated attempt to do a double-backward somersault through a hoop while whistling the "Star Spangled Banner," but was, in fact, a message. The message was "so long, and thanks for all the fish.
Description: Magrathea is a planet located in the Horsehead Nebula in the Milky Way galaxy and orbiting the binary star Soulianis and Rahm. It was the center of the custom planet-building trade in the former Galactic Empire, where hyperspatial engineers sucked matter through white holes in space to form it into dream planets - gold planets, platinum planets, soft rubber planets with lots of earthquakes - all lovingly made to meet the exacting standards that the Galaxy's richest men naturally came to expect. The Magratheans grew very skilled at varying aspects of this occupation and soon did nearly nothing else.
MAGRATHEA! Journey There To See Planets Built! Posters and Art
by Fat Bastard Shirts
$10 $14
Description: Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy's quotes from the movie and book. A great collection to have for any enthusiast or hitchhiker.
Don't Panic Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Crewneck Sweatshirt
by Twist by Oliver
$28 $35
Description: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is a 2005 British-American science fiction comedy film directed by Garth Jennings, based upon previous works in the media franchise of the same name, created by Douglas Adams. It stars Sam Rockwell, Mos Def, Zooey Deschanel, Martin Freeman, Bill Nighy, Anna Chancellor, John Malkovich, and the voices of Stephen Fry, Helen Mirren, Thomas Lennon, Richard Griffiths, Ian McNeice, Bill Bailey and Alan Rickman. Adams co-wrote the screenplay with Karey Kirkpatrick but died in 2001, before production began; the film is dedicated to him. The film grossed over $100 million worldwide.
