Parallel Merch
Description: Endless circling, spot stalking, and pristine parallel parking—it's not a chore, it's a lifestyle! Show off your sarcastic side with this funny "My Favorite Hobby Is Finding Parking" design. Ideal for city drivers, daily commuters, and anyone who knows the pure relief of snagging a spot right up front. A hilarious gift for drivers everywhere.
Description: Did you earn your degree in an alternate universe? Show off your interdimensional intellect with this vintage Multiversity Alumni crest. Featuring sci-fi elements, DNA helixes, and the witty quote 'P.H.D. J.S.D. (Acquired In Other Timelines)', this retro collegiate design is the perfect aesthetic for quantum physics nerds, time travelers, comic book fans, and science fiction geeks.
Description: Discover a mysterious parallel dimension with this retro 1980s sci-fi parody! The graphic features a nostalgic silhouette of cats wearing helmets and riding vintage bicycles against a giant glowing moon, paired with a spooky, upside-down reflection world hiding a giant shadow monster cat. An ideal design for cat lovers, sci-fi geeks, and fans of creepy 80s pop culture mysteries.
Description: A mysterious cosmic figure emerges from the darkness, pointing directly at the viewer beneath the words "The Void Wants You." Inspired by vintage psychedelic posters, surreal symbolism, and cosmic mythology, this intricate illustration combines impossible architecture, celestial imagery, mystical eyes, crystals, mushrooms, and a faceless universe into a striking invitation to the unknown. Perfect for lovers of surreal art, psychedelic aesthetics, cosmic horror, philosophy, and imaginative visual storytelling.
Description: The Fringe Division is part of a multi-agency task force under the umbrella of the Department of Homeland Security, headquartered in the Boston Federal Building in Boston. The Division, staffed by at least two dozen, mostly FBI agents, is led by Colonel Phillip Broyles. It is tasked with the mission of investigating a growing number of science-related crimes and the identification, investigation, and research of the bizarre scientific phenomena collectively known as the Pattern through the application of fringe science. It is unclear whether "Fringe Division" is the unit's official designation or just a widely-used nickname. The Science Team is attached to this Division.
Description: A mysterious cosmic figure emerges from the darkness, pointing directly at the viewer beneath the words "The Void Wants You." Inspired by vintage psychedelic posters, surreal symbolism, and cosmic mythology, this intricate illustration combines impossible architecture, celestial imagery, mystical eyes, crystals, mushrooms, and a faceless universe into a striking invitation to the unknown. Perfect for lovers of surreal art, psychedelic aesthetics, cosmic horror, philosophy, and imaginative visual storytelling.
Description: Explore a world where the tables are turned with this clever and ironic design. Featuring a sleek silhouette of horses in charge, this satirical piece is perfect for anyone who loves surreal humor and alternative perspectives. Make a statement and spark a conversation with this unique take on a classic scene.
Description: A young girl stands beside a cosmic tear in reality beneath the words, “Never underestimate your ability to shift the very fabric of reality.” Combining vintage engraving aesthetics with surreal cosmic imagery, this design explores imagination, perception, and the power of possibility. The contrast between an ordinary world and an impossible universe creates a striking visual metaphor for transformation, curiosity, and expanding the boundaries of what we believe is possible.
Description: A graphic with a retro style sunset featuring parallel color bands of red, orange, yellow, and teal. The silhouette of a bird flying is in front of the sun. Below the horizon line are several evergreen trees. Text reads "Camping Where You Spend A Small Fortune To Live Like A Homeless Person."
