Patrick Merch
Description: Good Morning Fierce Warrior! CONQUER THE WORLD with an Awesome Celtic Design & LET THE TIMID WORLD KNOW that in your Loins are the Genes of a Highly Advanced Race of Warriors who Conquered Europe,TERRORIZED Rome, Freaked out the Ancient Greeks who called you Κελτοί Keltoi, or ‘Vicious Barbaric’ out of Fear, Intimidation & RESPECT. A tribe of FIERCE Tall, Fair Haired, Blue Eyed Warriors, You ran Nude into Battle to Mind F**k your enemies; lived in the cold unforgiving North & Sailed Fierce Seas in Sophisticated Ships. A Race so Highly Advanced in Ironmaking, Ship Building & Battle Strategies, they called you the “Secret People.” A Culture a Thousand Years ahead of Your time, Women had the same equal Status as Men. SHOW THE WORLD WHO YOU ARE
Description: This clever dictionary-style design humorously defines "Corner" with a nod to the iconic Dirty Dancing quote, "Nobody puts baby in a corner." Featuring a faux pronunciation guide "Kor-nah" and a witty twist, this parody tee is perfect for retro movie fans, sarcastic humor lovers, and anyone who appreciates 80s film culture. A great gift for Dirty Dancing fans or lovers of iconic quotes and smart design.
