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The Dethklok Home for Wayward Kitties, graciously converted from a nuclear waste dump on Krangore Island.

Bringo!!!

Bus Fuckers W/B

And I’m going to make it everyone’s problem.

Leonard Rockstein, also know as Dr. Rockzo was the front man of Glam-Rock band, Zazz Blammymatazz. He does bad things.

Food Pyramid vs. Pizza? Close Enough. (VINTAGE DISTRESSED LOOK)

Facebones is a mascot used by the most awesome death metal band ever – Dethklok in the Metalocalypse cartoon / TV show. He is quite loveable and sometimes serves as a tour guide in the Mordhaus. He is a skull with a crazy amount of horns, who still has his eyeballs. He is here to help Dethklok make everything metal. Because everything should be made metal.

Rick and morty quotes

Rick and Morty is an American adult animated science fiction sitcom created by Justin Roiland and Dan Harmon for Cartoon Network's nighttime programming block Adult Swim. The series follows the misadventures of Rick Sanchez, a cynical mad scientist, and his good-hearted but fretful grandson Morty Smith, who split their time between domestic life and interdimensional adventures that take place across an infinite number of realities, often traveling to other planets and dimensions through portals and on Rick's flying saucer. The general concept of Rick and Morty relies on two conflicting scenarios: domestic family drama, and a misanthropic grandfather dragging his grandson into hijinks.

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SINGLE AS A DOLLAR AND NOT LOOKING FOR CHANGE

Funny Adulthood Humor - great for science, chemistry, biology, physics and nerd lovers

Never knows best...

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"Anything too hard in life is not worth doing. Remember that. Like snowboarding, or martial arts, or pottery, or math. My point is, if you're not immediately good at something, why do it, right?" -Coach McGuirk

Red Neon Sign Dethklok Logo with Band Member Silhouette on Black

Snakes! In Space! The Festival!

Here is the Blips and Chits Logo from Rick and Morty, in the style of a glowing neon sign on black! Can you get the high score on Roy?

I love you, but you're all terrible

Mens-funny

"TRUTH" GEAR is now available for on True Story Storefront. all the proceeds will be donated to Toronto SickKids Hospital

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Stuff your face while you pump.

Yes, come in! I'm open for business.

It's in the title.

Inspired by Sarah J. Maas's Throne of Glass series

I do not need this

The return of the Boondocks in this fan art adventure!

You're never too old to enjoy something. Don't let anyone tell you differently.

The Maxx caught an Isz!

It's a pickle, formerly a cucumber that doesn't want to be eaten.

Trust me, you can swallow.