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My hero and villain

Quote from John Mulaney’s stand up comedy special, “The Comeback Kid.” The part where he talks about writing bubble letters on a card and how you always think you have much more space than you actually do, and then you forget the lesson you just learned.

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This punny t-shirt is perfect for anyone who loves a good pun and a good sense of humor. The design features the phrase "I'm not arguing, I'm just discussing the facts," which is sure to get a laugh from anyone who sees it. Whether you're running errands or having a casual day at home, this shirt is a fun and comfortable way to show off your love of puns and your ability to laugh at the absurdity of life. Get this t-shirt and let your love of puns and irony shine!

Lucy Liu as Alex Munday in Charlie's Angels 2000!

Póg mo thóin" is an Irish expression that directly translates to "Kiss my AAA" in English. It's commonly used in a humorous or irreverent context, reflecting a dismissive or defiant attitude towards someone or something. While it captures the spirited and cheeky side of Irish slang, it's worth noting that, like all colloquialisms, its appropriateness depends on the social context and the company present.

The bad Ass Bass the Striped bass. this fishing design will make any angler happy to wear. the young kids call this design fire... The best fish to go fishing for is the the striper aka the striped bass

You know you're a Information Junkie when you have to inject RAW data into your body. #Binary.

This avocado has turned… the stone is still good though ¯\(ツ)/¯

Woman Latex nun assassin, looking at camera, dynamic pose

Yes, I Talk to Myself

The flag of Puerto Asís, Colombia on shirts, Stickers, Phone Cases & Skins, Pillows & Totes, Prints, Cards & Posters, Duvets, Mugs and Leggings.

ironic print with a cat in glasses and a quote

Combat boots, hearts and the word Bootyliscious written in a gothic font

Gary Ratowski - Hockey Cop! Obscure Family Guy reference for the Family Guy nerd geek obsessive in your life. Probably your brother. Or you.

I See It. I like it. I want it. I check the price. I put it back.

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This punny t-shirt is perfect for anyone who loves a good pun and a good sense of humor. The design features the phrase "I'm not arguing, I'm just stating my case," which is sure to get a laugh from anyone who sees it. Whether you're running errands or having a casual day at home, this shirt is a fun and comfortable way to show off your love of puns and your ability to laugh at the absurdity of life. Get this t-shirt and let your love of puns and irony shine!

Foes

Celebrate St. Patrick's Day with "Póg Mo Thóin" design! Featuring vibrant green hues and playful typography, this design captures the essence of Irish culture and humor. "Póg Mo Thóin" translates to "Kiss My Ass" in English, adding a cheeky and spirited touch to your festivities. This design showcases the phrase adorned with shamrocks, symbolizing luck and prosperity. It's perfect for those looking to add a bit of Irish flair to their celebrations or share a good laugh with friends and family. It's an ideal gift for relatives who appreciate Irish culture, humor, or have a playful spirit. Whether it's a sibling, cousin, or even a close friend, this St. Patrick's Day design is sure to bring laughter and joy to those who receive it.

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Black and white ink illustration of a young Somali wild ass foal. Drawn using one of my own photographs as reference, I created this drawing using fine marker pens. The somali wild ass is a critically endangered subspecies of African wild ass found in Somalia, Somaliland, Eritrea and Ethiopia. This species resembles it's relative, the donkey, with short grey fur, but their legs are white and striped similarly to zebra.

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Desteptul lui peste

The Book Was Better

Just in time for pride - Pride and Pronoun Popsicles! Are you an bi-sicle, a ace-sicle, a homo-sicle, or something else? Let everyone know, loud and proud, with these fun, new designs.

The Vamp Cat Holiday

I didn't even see it coming!

Beautiful Bad Ass (girl multicolored hair)

Martial arts tiger

Schlaumeier, Besserwisser, Smart Ass, Know it all, German Word

Refreshing

Funny gardening and horticulture gift. Text says: Kiss My Cactass. Great gift idea for the gardener or horticulturist.

PHAT // Retro Typography Design

Hitoya Amaguni

Shirt for grandmothers who are called “Nonni”