Break Things Phone Cases - iPhone and Android
Description: A text-based composition with the heading 'MATERIALS ENGINEER:' followed by '(noun)'. Below this, it explains 'Someone who breaks things scientifically to figure out how to make them stronger (or sometimes just to see how they break).'. The text is in white against a black background.
Description: For when you're theoretically open to new partners but don't want to break your routine by doing new things.
Theoretically Open To New Partners But Also Don't Want To Break My Routine By Doing New Things Phone Case
by Rifkele D. Leybikhe
$23
Description: A funny apprentice saying that every new tradesman, trainee mechanic, and apprentice electrician will relate to — because not breaking things is genuinely still a work in progress. Perfect as a funny apprentice gift, first job gift for men, or blue collar worker gift for anyone just starting out in the trades and learning the hard way.
Apprentice Life Still Learning Not to Break Things Funny Gift for Men Phone Case
by Say It With Ink
$23
Description: This “I Fix Things – You Break Them, You Buy Them” design features bold retro typography in a clean black and white style, paired with a strong wrench graphic and subtle mechanical accents. The chunky lettering and structured layout create a powerful, easy-to-read design. A highly relatable and humorous concept for mechanics, tradespeople, and workshop environments, making it ideal for blue collar apparel and niche job-related gifts.
Description: This is a brilliant, logic-defying confession for anyone who finds the mental burden of avoiding work completely exhausting. It hilariously points out that feeling guilty and stressed about a massive list of unfinished tasks takes a serious physical toll, meaning you absolutely deserve a long, relaxing vacation to recover from all the effort you didn't put in.
Description: The layout is a list of things to do and avoid written in different colors on top of each other. It begins with the phrase "Things Die: Built Into This City," followed by "Dide' Did: Shot the Sheriff," then "Didn't Do: Start To Fire," next is "Want To Do: Shoot The Deputy," "Will Do: Break Free," and ends with "Won't Do: Know That Love Is Rock You Anything For Love, That".
Description: A clean typography design featuring the phrase **"Quality Assurance – I Break Things For A Living"** with a broken bar graphic. A minimalist and humorous T-shirt for QA testers, software engineers, and tech professionals who know that breaking things is part of improving them.
Description: A weary orange raccoon holds a steaming coffee cup beneath the quote "I'VE DONE HORRIBLE THINGS FOR MONEY LIKE WAKING UP EARLY TO GO TO WORK." Made for work humor fans, coworkers, and coffee lovers during the morning grind.
I’ve Done Horrible Things for Money Work Humor Raccoon Phone Case
by Van Orton
$17 $23
I Break Things So Hackers Can't Cybersecurity Infosec Phone Case
by Lakeland Volunteers in Medicine (LVIM)
$23
