Very few drive-thru establishments can serve up adultery and quiet rage, but Mr. Smiley's has got a surplus of those extra-special menu items. In American Beauty Lester's wife rolls through for a double smiley sandwich, curly fries and a vanilla shake (while making out with The Real Estate King), but we'd opt for the beef-and-cheese pot pie on a stick and a side of Lester's ironic delivery of "Smile! You're at Mr. Smiley's" to wash it all down. This version of the Mr. Smiley's tee is well seasoned, giving it a believable vintage look that can back up your story about the time you worked there.
Tags: emoticon, happy-face, have-a-nice-day, smiley-face, smiley
This Mayan and Aztec inspired sun design by artist Jeff Bartels has eight intricate rays that stretch out from the center of the pattern. The menacing mask at the center of the design has its eyes locked forward and tongue stretched out of its tooth filled mouth. Two-headed serpents sit inside of stylized rectangles on the four corners of the outer circle. This aggressive design is a striking homage to the beauty and mystery of Mayan art.
Tags: aztec-tattoo, mayan-tattoo, zodiac, mask, ancient-sun
There are up to eight different moon phases illustrated in this astronomical shirt; From the full moon and the new moon, to the crescent and gibbous phases, passing through the first & last quarters. In the middle, there is a sweet & cute full moon having fun all the time. Are you proud of your cosmic knowledge? Is astronomy the science you love the most? If so, this tee is just for you! Next time you go stargazing, you could wear this awesome t-shirt! Other cosmos sky-watchers & astrophysics hobbyists will be me amazed by its originality!
Tags: cosmos, hobbyist, hobby, amazing, awesome
"Spring Festival," AKA Chinese New Year, in Traditional Chinese. That's a heavily retouched image of a nebula inside the characters. Designed for use on a red garment, though other complementary colors are available. Please choose wisely.
Tags: chinese, chinese-character, chinese-new-year, chinese-newyear, lunar-new-year