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George Denis Patrick Carlin (May 12, 1937 – June 22, 2008) was an American stand-up comedian, actor, author, and social critic. He was known for his black comedy and reflections on politics, the English language, psychology, religion, and various taboo subjects. He and his "seven dirty words" comedy routine were central to the 1978 U.S. Supreme Court case F.C.C. v. Pacifica Foundation, in which a 5–4 decision affirmed the government's power to regulate indecent material on the public airwaves. Widely regarded as one of the most important and influential stand-up comics of all time, Carlin was dubbed by one newspaper to be "the dean of counterculture comedians".

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Sarah Kate Silverman (born December 1, 1970) is an American stand-up comedian, actress, singer, producer, and writer. Her comedy addresses social taboos and controversial topics, such as racism, sexism, politics, and religion, sometimes having her comic character endorse them in a satirical or deadpan fashion.

A frog goes into a bank to get a loan....

The mug is round, the jar is round.. they should call it Roundtine!

“YI’m not fueled by alcohol, I’ve had a sip…less than you" quote by Katt Williams

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“You have an Unnatural Allegiance to Losers" quote by Katt Williams

"You can't land on the moon and say, 'Ooh, it's all sticky, it's covered in jam.'" The inimitable Eddie Izzard on her Dress to Kill tour with classic absurdist humor; not just for astronauts. Variations available including cartoon versions.

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George Carlin Quote. "“Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.”. A classic quote from the legendary George Carlin.

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"What do you think you have an immune system for?" Quote design for fans of George Carlin.

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George Carlin portrait with the quote: A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff.

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Kenny Bania is a fellow comedian with whom Jerry frequently comes into contact on the New York City comedy circuit. He is a "hack" standup comedian, much loathed by Jerry. Bania is portrayed by Steve Hytner.

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Street toughs took my armoire?

Chico Marx may not have been known to be the funniest of the Marx Brothers, but that doesnt mean he didnt have great comebacks of his own. One such is this quote, supposedly taken from when Chico got caught cheating on his wife.

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Thank You For Making Us Laugh

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The real reason that we can’t have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse: You cannot post “Thou shalt not steal,” “Thou shalt not commit adultery,” and “Thou shalt not lie” in a building full of lawyers, judges, and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment. ~George Carlin

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“I bought a donut and they gave me a receipt for the donut. I don’t need a receipt for the donut. I give you the money and you give me the donut, end of transaction. We don’t need to’ bring ink and paper into this. I can’t imagine a scenario that I would have to prove that I bought a donut “ - Mitch Hedberg (1968 - 2005)

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