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Damned Tracker Jackers. Awful stuff when they sting you but they do make an awesome snack!

Because blasphemy! And football!

Every barista needs a coffee shirt. I need coffee. You need coffee. Everybody needs coffee!

A comic book/television reference from Dansmash. The Kingpin is not to be messed with. And you better not embarrass him when he's out for a night on the town with a lady friend.

Hazards like this in the road should definitely have a sign. And for the drivers out there unsure what to do, put the pedal to the metal and run that sucker over. Don't stop to see if he's dead. Just keep on truckin'.

In Smuckin' Fart University, you are born with it.