Dog Pun Phone Cases
If I were to open a restaurant, there would not be a single dish that wasn’t pun related. This is my burger menu: Sir Lanshallot // Sir Lancelot. Olive-r Twist // Oliver Twist. Fried and Prejudice // Pride and Prejudice. A Beet-Car Named Desire // A Streetcar Named Desire. Sweet Dreams are Made of Cheese // Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This). Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah, Stayin’ A-Chive // Stayin’ Alive. License to Kale // License to kill. Ham-let // Hamlet. War and Peas // War and Peace. The Corn Supremacy // The Bourne Supremacy. New Yolk City // New York City. Avocadon’t Worry, Be Happy // Don’t worry, be happy.
Tags: food pun, humourous, humour, funny, pun
Arcanine is a fiercely brave and loyal Pokémon. It is capable of running 6,200 miles in 24 hours with a speed and grace reminiscent of flight. Arcanine has long been admired for its beauty and speed, and anyone who hears its bark will grovel before it. The source of its power is a flame blazing wildly inside its body. In the anime, it was shown that it stashes food in its mane and carries it to its nest for its young. Arcanine lives in active volcanoes and on prairies.
Tags: arcanine, fire, water, tattoo, dog
Well...I mean, dachshunds are so cute you want to bite them anyway, but the fur is kind of hard to get down. Better with mustard. *Illustrator does not condone the actual eating of doxies. Please use discretion when dressing up dogs as food.
Tags: funny, mustard, sausage, dogs, pets