In a distant wood, there lives a bear. He guards his treasured honeypot against all manner of beast, and steels himself for battle. They come all at once, with bared sweet teeth and hungry bellies. He stands and spreads arms wide saying, "Come! Come and try! Today is a good day to die!"
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Cute, cuddly and will completely devour your soul. Poohthulu has abandoned the honey pot in favor of slaughtering his Hundred Acre Wood neighbors. Eeyore and Piglet are now just play things for the almighty dark god. We are all doomed!
Tags: pop-culture, vintage, humor, winnie-the-pooh, piglet