Existential Phone Cases - iPhone and Android
Description: This Little Light Of Mine I'm Gonna Let It Shine. A funny internet meme for raccoon lovers and sarcastic humor fans. Perfect for those who appreciate dumpster fire relatability and chaotic optimism.
This Little Light Of Mine- Raccoon Dumpster Fire Phone Case
by trinitydreams
$17 $23
Description: A funny typography design in white text of the movie quote "I was really going to be something by the age of 23". Rings true in the 90s and rings true now. Looks best on classic black and other strong colors.
I Was Really Going To Be Something By The Age of 23 Phone Case
by ellenhenryart
$17 $23
Description: Sometimes less says more—and this I Had Potential design delivers the message with perfectly dry humor. Paired with a burnt match illustration, it’s a simple yet powerful take on burnout, lost motivation, and life’s ironic twists. This minimalist design is ideal for anyone who appreciates subtle sarcasm, dark humor, and clean aesthetics. Whether you're feeling a little burnt out or just enjoy low-key funny statements, this design makes a relatable and stylish statement. Perfect for students, professionals, and anyone who enjoys dark humor with a minimalist edge.
I Had Potential Funny Burnout Dark Humor Minimalist Phone Case
by picspixydesigns
$17 $23
Voltaire quote: Every man is guilty of all the good he did not do. Phone Case
by artbleed2
$17 $23
Description: This item features a striking design with a skeleton immersed in a book, accompanied by the phrase "Drowning in existential dread." It captures the essence of grappling with profound existential questions and the weight of philosophical inquiry.
Drowning in existential dread Funny Reading Skeleton Phone Case
by zohoraabigailmogfer
$17 $23
Description: Life is short and all of us will die one day. However; this only means that you need to relax, enjoy the precious moments, and live to the fullest! The perfect gift for a friend, boyfriend, or girlfriend who appreciates nihilist humor.
Don't Worry, We're All Gonna Die - Cartoon Cat Phone Case
by M n' Emz Studio
$17 $23
Description: This is Fine." Everything’s totally under control. Just a ghost on a sinking ship waving a tiny SOS flag. Nothing to see here. Part of my ongoing Existential Dead series, a gloomy black and white series featuring darkly funny illustrations about being overwhelmed, and underreacting, with dark humor and sarcasm. Deeply ironic and all about self-scare. Great for anyone who thrives (or just floats) under pressure. This design pairs especially well with coffee, burnout, and mild dread.
This is Fine - Existential Dead Ghost Phone Case
by littleclyde Illustration
$17 $23
Description: A funny typography design in black text of the movie quote "I was really going to be something by the age of 23". The YA now feel the same way.
I Was Really Going To Be Something By The Age of 23 Phone Case
by ellenhenryart
$17 $23
Description: One of Sartre's most profound quotes, from "L’Existentialisme est-il un humanisme?” A great coming of age gift. It reads "Nous sommes nos choix ." - which translates as "We are our choices". It would make a wonderful gift for a student of French existentialism, or simply someone who loves French literature, existentialism and philosophy.
Nous sommes nos choix/ We are our choices - Sartre Phone Case
by Blacklinesw9
$17 $23
Description: Embrace your inner melancholic humor with this quirky gothic creation. A sad cartoon skeleton looks up at a vibrant red balloon floating away with its own detached arm, perfectly capturing the essence of existential dread. Perfect for alternative fashion lovers, emo souls, and anyone who appreciates a touch of spooky whimsy.
Sad Goth Skeleton with Floating Red Balloon Phone Case
by Xfiber Production
$17 $23
Description: This funny “I Don’t Exist” retro design is perfect for introverts, overthinkers, and anyone who enjoys sarcastic or existential humor
I Don’t Exist Shirt – Funny Introvert Vintage Rainbow Retro Aesthetic Phone Case
by TheLazyArtist
$17 $23
Description: A dark, dramatic design inspired by Shakespeare’s masterpiece Hamlet: Hamlet stands with a skull in his hand in front of a stormy castle, surrounded by ravens and lightning – featuring the world-famous quote “To be, or not to be – that is the question”. Based on the classic, with strong gothic atmosphere and existential depth. Perfect for literature fans, Shakespeare lovers, gothic and dark art enthusiasts. Profound, melancholic, and iconic!
Description: A whimsical cartoon of an orange tabby cat sitting in a cardboard box labeled "Empty Box Full of Doubt," complete with spiral eyes and an existential inner monologue asking life's biggest questions—before wondering where the tuna is. Blending cute illustration with absurd humor, this design captures the quirky, relatable personality of cats through playful typography, expressive artwork, and lighthearted existential comedy.
Description: Ever find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile and wonder how you got there? We’ve all been there. This design breaks down the classic lyrics of the Talking Heads' "Once in a Lifetime" into a handy, colorful pie chart for all your existential needs. Whether you're questioning the beautiful house, the beautiful wife, or just the general flow of time, this shirt is the perfect uniform for anyone living for the "same as it ever was." Great for 80s music fans, New Wave lovers, or anyone currently having a mild crisis in a grocery store parking lot.
Description: Ever find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile and wonder how you got there? We’ve all been there. This design breaks down the classic lyrics of the Talking Heads' "Once in a Lifetime" into a handy, colorful pie chart for all your existential needs. Whether you're questioning the beautiful house, the beautiful wife, or just the general flow of time, this shirt is the perfect uniform for anyone living for the "same as it ever was." Great for 80s music fans, New Wave lovers, or anyone currently having a mild crisis in a grocery store parking lot.
Description: Breathing. Present. Technically alive. This tee is for the ones who show up every day even when showing up is the hardest part — who find dark humor in existence and keep going anyway. For the overthinkers, the survivors, and everyone who has held on to something small and red just to remind themselves they're still here. The perfect gift for anyone who laughs at the existential void and keeps walking anyway.
Alive Technically - Just Existing Dinosaur Retro Tee - Existential Humor Gift Mental Health Awareness Sarcastic Phone Case
by SketchTee
$17 $23
Description: George Santayana quote: It is not society's fault that most men seem to miss their vocation. Most men have no vocation.
George Santayana quote: It is not society's fault that most men seem to miss their vocation. Most men have no vocation. Phone Case
by artbleed2
$17 $23
Description: Denis Diderot: What is this world? A complex whole, subject to endless revolutions. All these revolutions show a continual tendency to destruction; a swift succession of beings who follow one another, press forward, and vanish; a fleeting symmetry; the order of a moment. I reproached you just now with estimating the perfection of things by your own capacity; and I might accuse you here of measuring its duration by the length of your own days. You judge of the continuous existence of the world, as an ephemeral insect might judge of yours. The world is eternal for you, as you are eternal to the being that lives but for one instant. Yet the insect is the more reasonable of the two...
Description: Gustave Flaubert quote: She wished at the same time to die and to live in Paris.
Gustave Flaubert quote: She wished at the same time to die and to live in Paris. Phone Case
by artbleed2
$17 $23
Gustave Flaubert quote: Elle souhaitait à la fois mourir et habiter Paris. Phone Case
by artbleed2
$17 $23
