Existential Phone Cases - iPhone and Android
Description: A surreal and deep hand-drawn doodle art illustration of a person sitting alone on a blue couch, wearing an astronaut helmet filled with a starry night galaxy sky. This aesthetic and witty design perfectly captures introversion, overthinking, and existential isolation, making it ideal for space dreamers, introverts, psychology lovers, and fans of cozy, minimal line art.
Description: Simple phrase. Uncomfortable implications. “I Am You” works as a minimalist statement balancing identity, contradiction, and quiet existential energy. Open-ended and intentionally ambiguous, the design leaves interpretation to whoever reads it. Clean typography, subtle tension.
Description: I drew this crazy screaming black cat to capture that exact moment when you want to yell 'enough!' to the world. We all know the feeling of being completely exhausted by work, traffic, and endless social interactions, only to reply with a quiet 'I am fine' when asked. This funny little piece of existential dread is my way of letting that inner rage out. It is the perfect meme for anyone who just needs a silent, chaotic scream.
Description: A reminder, a warning, or maybe both. “Don’t Forget To Go Home” blends quiet melancholy with minimalist design, creating a phrase that feels strangely comforting and slightly unsettling at the same time. Subtle, wearable, and open to interpretation. Perfect for fans of understated humor, emotional minimalism, and late-night overthinking.
Description: A reversed take on the original — this version glows softly from the darkness. Drawn in white lines, the strange puddle-like creature emerges from the void instead of sinking into it. The sleepy eyes and subtle smiles feel more eerie and dreamlike here, like something watching calmly from the dark. The contrast makes it pop on black surfaces, turning a simple doodle into a quiet statement piece. Ideal for dark apparel, night moods, and anyone who finds comfort in the strange, the minimal, and the unknowable.
Description: Combine pure unhinged toad energy with relatable overthinking! This hilarious "Wish I Lacked Critical Thinking Skills, Y'all Seem So Happy" graphic features a peaceful frog contemplating life on a lily pad. Perfect for overthinkers, goblincore aesthetic fans, students, and anyone who wishes they could turn their brain off for a bit. A fantastic gift for sarcastic friends and frog lovers!
Description: A funny unicorn design built around one of humanity's greatest challenges: being told not to press the button. Featuring a smug unicorn standing over a giant red button, this graphic combines philosophy humor, irony, curiosity, and personal responsibility into a simple visual joke that people immediately understand. Perfect for anyone who enjoys clever humor, free will discussions, psychology jokes, and funny observations about human behavior.
You Have Free Will Do Not Press Funny Unicorn Philosophy Humor Phone Case
by Those Cute Unicorns
$23
Description: The horizon is clear. The assessment is not. Elite Forces: Catastrophic Thinking has reviewed the available data — the calm sky, the quiet landscape, the complete absence of immediate threat — and has identified seventeen probable failure scenarios, four of which are already in progress. The thought bubble contains the evidence. The binoculars remain raised. Always right eventually is not a boast. It is a statistical outcome. The crown is warranted. The unit has been correct before. The unit will be correct again.
