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Full Metal Bitch Phone Cases

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Don't Be A Salty Bitch T-Shirt - Funny Salty Bitch T-Shirt for Sassy Salty Bitches everywhere. Available in mens and women's sizes.

Tags: dragon-ball-z

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Forged in The First Flame at the beginning of The Age of Fire, this t-shirt bestows upon its wearer the accursed Darksign. https://www.facebook.com/peanutgolem

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Classic National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation Cousin Eddie with his RV "Merry Christmas. Shitter was full"

Tags: you-serious-clark, clark-griswold, funny-christmas, christmas-gifts, christmas

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One who sees through the red haze of blood may find themselves part of a living nightmare. https://www.facebook.com/peanutgolem

Tags: victorian-gothic, gothic, video-games, heavy-metal, metal

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In a world full of tens be an Eleven

Tags: stranger things, eleven, 011, el, millie bobby brown

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Kill the dogs first. https://www.facebook.com/peanutgolem

Tags: bloodborne, metal, heavy-metal, video-games, hardcore

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Merry Christmas!

Tags: ugly-sweater, christmas, clark-griswold, christmas-vacation, christmas-vacation-rv

Shitter Was Full! Phone Case

by BiggStankDogg
$25
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Ever had one of those days where a coyote eats you and you die and you go to hell but when you get to hell they're like "we're full up" and so you turn back around and become alive again and escape out the coyote's mouth and also you're a rabbit? If so, this is the shirt for you! If not, this is also the shirt for you.

Tags: hell, death, humor, food, wolf

Hell Was Full Phone Case

by bransonreese
$25
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With the full Night Mind name and the unmistakable signature feature of a certain monster feline host, you should have no trouble finding other creatures of the night in this gear.

Tags: youtube, night-mind, nightmind

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It's a little known fact that post-Age of Fire, Capra Demon put down his blades and picked up an axe of the musical variety. Capra Demon spent the rest of his days fronting legendary deathcore trio Capra, with his canine partners in crime on drums and bass. One of Capra's earliest gig t-shirts was recently uncovered on a long-frozen hollow in Eleum Loyce. This t-shirt design has been faithfully reproduced and is now available to all fans of these deathcore pioneers. https://www.facebook.com/peanutgolem

Tags: bloodborne, capra-demon, capra, video-games, videogame

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Forged in the smelter of the great demon itself, this garment strengthens the wearer with the element of fire. https://www.facebook.com/peanutgolem

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Prepare for titan fall, numb nuts!

Tags: titan, full-metal-jacket, xbox, xbox-one, video-games

Fall Metal Titan Phone Case

by BiggStankDogg
$25
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Based on the Netflix instant classic!

Tags: retro, cool, netflix, eleven, ten

Tags: moose, movie, funny-christmas, merry-christmas, christmas

Tags: edward-elric, sins, otaku, nerd, anime-shirt

Tags: devils-trap, adios-bitch, exorcism, fandom, tv-shows

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Homunculi and Elric Brothers crest mashup

Tags: edward-elric, anime, manga, fullmetal, alchemy

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All of 'em. Yeah...all of 'em.

Tags: ilovebobbuel, bobbuel, ssbb, ssb, ssbm

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The guitars riff. The bass chugs. The drums double-kick. The griffin descends upon its prey. But tonight, the prey fights back. https://www.facebook.com/peanutgolem

Tags: metal, videogames, video-games, griffin, geralt

Tags: the witch, horror, satanism, goat, black metal

Tags: pinhead, horror, film, clive barker, cenobites

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"This is my Power. There are many others like it, but this one is mine. My Power is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my Power is useless. Without my Power, I am useless…"

Full Metal Skeleton Phone Case

by SevenHundred
$25
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Cousin Eddie wants to wish you a Merry Christmas

Tags: happy-holidays, national-lampoons-christmas-vacation, quotes, santa-claus, merry-xmas

Shitter's Full Phone Case

by devilchimp
$25
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Deadpool proving the no good deed goes without unnoticed when Harley Quinn is around.

Tags: pool, dead, no-good-deed, superhero, merc

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"This is my Power. There are many others like it, but this one is mine. My Power is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my Power is useless. Without my Power, I am useless…"

Tags: xmen, funny, metal, full-metal-jacket, comics

Full Metal Control Phone Case

by SevenHundred
$25
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Funny Death Metal Unicorn Rainbow Vintage Distressed Look

Tags: funny-gift, funny-guys, funny-quote, funny-slogan, funny-sayings

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"How is that even stuck on there?" 'Artistic License, probably.' 'I'M HUNGRY. CAN WE EAT NOW?' Another one from my Full Metal Mashups!!! series homaging and parodying the classic and iconic poster for Stanley Kubrick film, Full Metal Jacket of course! This time, the Merc with a mouth. Hey. How is he even talking? WHAT IS HAPPENING?!?!

Tags: parody, nerd, geeky, cinema, funny

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We all know that Darth Vader is the ultimate personification of the dark side, but little is known of his other sides, especially his creative side! A true force to be reckoned... be warned, one can easily lose one’s self amidst the frenzy guitar shredding and mechanical guttural vocals that permeate much of the dark lord’s performance! Characterized by unbelievable haunting melodies and embracing musical patterns, so complex that only a true virtuoso of the arcane art of the Sith can achieve.

Tags: darth-vader, star-wars, parody, pop-culture, heavy-metal

DARTH METAL Phone Case

by HELLJESTER
$25
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Funny Death Metal Rainbow (vintage distressed look)

Tags: funny-gift, funny-guys, funny-quote, funny-slogan, funny-sayings

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Oh Cousin Eddie...

Tags: cousin-eddie, that-theres-an-rv, christmas-vacation-movie, griswold-family-christmas, merry-christmas-shitter-was-full

Shitter was Full Phone Case

by TomRyansStudio
$25

Tags: panthers, dillon-panthers, east-dillon, texas-forever, riggins

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Full 100% Massive Heavy Metal Head Bang Spirit Guaranteed! A must have for all Heavy, Black, Death, Trash Metal, Hardcore, Punk Fans. It's not for Pussy's! Also a great gift for all Unicorn, Fantasy, Satanic, Goth, Black Fans out there. In all the way a super funny and humorous design for all Music and Ironic Guys.

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Yo! Science Bitch!

Science Bitch Phone Case

by perdita00
$25
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Bitch Please (vintage distressed look)

Tags: pride-flag, totally-straight, bitch-please, pride, gay

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You can always count on Cousin Eddie to empty his chemical toilet into your storm sewer.

Tags: shitter-full, cousin-eddie, merry-christmas-shitter-was-full, christmas-vacation, christmas-vacation-rv

Tags: west-dillon, friday-night-lights, television

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