You know you've wanted to deck old Ouiser Boudreaux ever since she called the cops on you for skinny dipping in the waterhole. Sure, when you say "Hit this" you're usually talking about something else, but you're a dandy. Dandies love a good cat fight. And track lighting. Cat fights and track lighting.
Tags: 1980s, olympia, shirley-macclaine, gay, provincetown
"Oh. my. god. Becky. look. at. his. tee." Your anaconda don't want none unless your man says "yum!" Throw this lewk into your mix (a lot) to advertise your taste in men who are over the size of 36x24x36. Baby got back? That's cool. Wake me up when BABY GOT FRONT.
Tags: stomach, belly, gay, queer, anaconda
Bust out your Gameboys, pop in that Tetris cartridge, and dance to the rhythms of that thumping midi theme song! It's Nintendo Bear Week, y'all! And look! Even the blocks are making a bear! Awww. Warning: this shirt is a burly nerd magnet! Wear it at your own frisk.
Tags: gamer, nerd, video-games, game, nintendo
Just like the one set in white, but also featured in black! Inspired by a good friend who uses this woof to show his excitement, interest, and love for those around him. We all need a little more WOOOF in our lives (Happy Birthday Brett!)
Tags: gay, gay-bear, bear-pride, lgbt, queer
You've had a crush on her since she was your substitute social studies teacher. You still fantasize about the way she nervously furrowed her brow whenever someone said the word "Ma." You couldn't have her then, but you have her now, as a tattoo on your bicep. Woof. You're Dorothy Zbornak's #1 student. Grade A beef.
Tags: gay, gay-bear, dorothy-zbornak, dorothy, pop-culture
Dorothy Jane Torkelson: "Man on the moon, there was a lengthy discussion at the dinner table tonight about why I'm so enamored with leather daddies. Mama thinks it's because she always took in swarthy drifters, but I think it's my love of polishing shoes and my interest in truck stop cuisine and my fondness for amyl nitrite. What I mean to say, man on the moon, is that I love you because you're you. All 14.6 million square miles of you. Woof."
Tags: daddy, handsome, moon, leather, sexy
JUST RELEASED! Grr. Woof. Bears. 928apparel has its eye on delivering awesome, fun, flirty apparel and accessories for the more "calorie enhanced" guy or gal. Come on, live out loud! Your support by purchasing this one-of-a-kind design and sharing it with your family and friends means the world to us. #SupportLGBTSmallBusiness
Tags: gay-bears, gay-bear, flannel-bears, flannel-bear, camping