He’s the hero they need but not the one they deserve. I wouldn't be very found of drinking but when I go at I go at awful and very hard. I'd have about 45 pints in about two hours and I'd have a packet of crips then maybe an oul packet of peanuts and I'd probably go for Er a I'd have 10 more anyway and then I'd get up the following morning and Maureen would have the fry on and I'd go at it again and there would be no stopping me. I'd take the shirt off any mans back. Bastards.