Half Shell Phone Cases
When the old pipes leak and the sewers quake, The Foot come out with trouble to make! Radical dudes materialize! Cowabungas vocalize! The Green Machine comes out to pulverize! They won't turn their shells to go run and hide, Until the evil Shred Head has been denied. Shrouded in a metal disguise, he intends to terrorize! The Green Machines comes out to pulverize! As the bayou gets some ooze for free, Mutants rampage for a feasting spree! Reporters call on their allies to rescue them from gator-guys! The Green Machine comes out to pulverize! When they're under the spell of a pizza's smell, Sensei Splinter shouts and gives them hell: The ninja master really tries, but those four bring him to sighs! The Green Machine comes out to pulverize!
Tags: michelangelo, mashup, ninjaturtles, teenage-mutant, the-turtles
We like the bike! We heart the cart! We sling bananas like Warhol art. Blue is the shell and white is the spike That nukes the cart and fries the bike. Heat-seeking, foe-freaking, wondrous red shells won't ricochet like a green bat out of hell! I do not like Goombas, King Boo or Chain Chomp. Give me Bob-omb. Me gusta POW Block! Skidding and bumping are just part of the race, But only Bowsers use Bullets to come in first place. Poem by Josiah Bancroft.
Tags: doctor-seuss, doctor-suess, mario, blue-shell, nintendo