This happy little egg chose to voluntarily fall off the table and take this baby bird with him to hell out of spite. Every time you wear this shirt you're going to have to look into people's eyes as you explain that to them.
The red pandas at our local zoo are a little finicky and only drink first-harvest sencha brewed for exactly 2 minutes in off-boil water. Any over-steeping and they'll start over. It's very serious business.