Meets Expectations Phone Cases - iPhone and Android
Description: The annual performance review seen from the HR side: 412 people reviewed, a five-point scale actually used at three points, 26 hours of calibration, and outcomes changed: zero. Twelve months. Three boxes. A deadpan data panel for anyone who runs the process, sits through the calibration meeting, or has ever been told they meet expectations. This one prints in the color for light garments. The version for dark garments is here: https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/98917573-meets-expectations-annual-review-panel
Description: The annual performance review seen from the HR side: 412 people reviewed, a five-point scale actually used at three points, 26 hours of calibration, and outcomes changed: zero. Twelve months. Three boxes. A deadpan data panel for anyone who runs the process, sits through the calibration meeting, or has ever been told they meet expectations. This one prints in the color for dark garments. The version for light garments is here: https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/98917294-meets-expectations-annual-review-panel-light-shirt
Description: This shirt is the passive-aggressive weapon of choice for corporate survivors, burnt-out middle managers, and anyone who’s mastered the ancient art of doing the bare acceptable minimum. Warning: Performance may be adequate. Why overachieve when you can survive? This shirt says what every spreadsheet warrior and cubicle cryptid already knows: meeting expectations is the new self-care.
