Merrick Garland Phone Cases - iPhone and Android
Description: White and red letters on black: "Only here for the indictments". Aww yeah. Jack Smith you say? Bring traitors to justice and stand up for democracy. Get out that bubbly that's been chilling since 2016.
"only here for the indictments" - treason is the reason for the season Phone Case
by PlanetSnark
$17 $23
Description: Remember that stupid hurricane map he drew on in Sharpie to pretend he was right? This reimagines that same approach to the top secret documents stored at Mar-a-Lago and seized by the DOJ. Egad. ETTD; vote blue. Also available in white.
"Top Secret" stamp with "NOT" added in sharpie, red and black Phone Case
by PlanetSnark
$17 $23
Description: Simple white letters on black background: "FBI breaking into your safe? Just comply." Isn't that what the GOP is always saying? Just comply with the police! If you didn't steal classified documents the DOJ wouldn't have to come to Florida to get them back!
FBI breaking into your safe? Just comply Phone Case
by TheBestWords
$17 $23
Description: Remember that stupid hurricane map he drew on in Sharpie to pretend he was right? This reimagines that same approach to the top secret documents stored at Mar-a-Lago and seized by the DOJ. Egad. ETTD; vote blue. Also available in red and black.
"Top Secret" stamp with "NOT" added in sharpie, white Phone Case
by PlanetSnark
$17 $23