Midlife Crisis Phone Cases - iPhone and Android

Teenage mutant ninja skull turtles

Matrix Funny Print

Turtle Power

I'm Not Like Most Teens I'm 47

I'm Not Like Most Teens I'm 47

I'm Not Like Most Teens I'm 47

The Back Forty, a metaphor for life, is actually an uncultivated piece of land. One could say the last forty of one's life is also uncultivated, making it full of potential. So, why not live it up!

It's middle-aged but with attitude. You're not over the hill, you're over the B.S.

Lmao cannot mask your depression.

Untranslatable words: torschlusßpanik A German word that literally means “gate-closing panic,” but usually implies something like “the fear of diminishing opportunities as one gets older.” Comes from the fear in the middle ages of being late to get inside the castle as they shut the gate for an impending attack by marauding hordes.

Signal your status as a newly free.

Existential dread

Do you ever feel like you have been numbed by modern life? - The constant grind, the routine, the predatory marketing and the constant search for distraction. Have you arrived to the point where you no longer care? You are never going to be cool, but you can be you.

This is a patch style piece featuring a bald man riding a bear. What’s not to love!?

WCZR Code Zero Radio is an independent rock station based out of the Fox Cities, Wisconsin.

It's never really over is it?! :/

Another fine day ruined by responsibilities

Life Begins at 40. Happy 40th birthday vintage worn retro racing car number design. Perfect for those hitting the big 4-0.

I've reached the age where I am old enough to regret but young enough to possibly change for the better. It might be time to reconsider some of my life choices. Mid-life crises. Teen angst. Millennial malaise. I've got it all. Total package right here folks.