Mini Me Phone Cases
The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet.
Tags: austin-powers, auston-powers, canada, canadian, belgium
A line in a movie might seem very cut and dry, but Kramer and the rest of the cast proved otherwise. They all took on this tricky line trying to make it their own. If you think you can do better than all of them, then get this These Pretzels Are Making Me Thirsty t-shirt and prove it.
Tags: comedian, comedy, elaine-benes, george-costanza, jason-alexander
It's an unfortunate truth that this world is full of haters, scrubs, and unhelpful NPCs. Thankfully you can tell them to get dunked on with this cute-ass t-shirt. Also it's a TTRPG reference. That's relatable. Right #teens? Art for this beauty was provided by the talented Joe Hunter!
Tags: dice, critical-hit, d-and-d, roleplaying, d20