Minimum Phone Cases - iPhone and Android
Description: Set expectations at zero before the workday even starts with this directional signpost illustration pointing away from extra effort. Ideal for Casual Friday at the office, a remote work video call, or unwinding at the pub after clocking out on time, this strictly bounded aesthetic champions the art of acting your wage. Add this quiet quitting worker apparel to your cart right now and protect your personal energy all week long.
Places I Wont Be Going Directional Signpost Art Phone Case
by Mood n Mirth
$17 $23
Description: Gothic-inspired vector illustration featuring an elegant woman wearing a long black gown. The illustration was also INSPIRED by the song “Базовый Минимум (Bazovyy Minimum)”. By pointing with her right hand to the jeweled ring on her left hand, she playfully implies that receiving a ring is simply part of the bare minimum.
Description: Gothic-inspired vector illustration featuring an elegant woman wearing a long black gown. The illustration was also INSPIRED by the song “Базовый Минимум (Bazovyy Minimum)”. By pointing with her right hand to the jeweled ring on her left hand, she playfully implies that receiving a ring is simply part of the bare minimum.
Description: A humorous list detailing pricing tiers for a MILLWRIGHT. The top reads "MILLWRIGHT HOURLY RATE" with a yellow and blue distressed texture. Below, dollar amounts ($100 to $500) are listed next to conditions, such as "MINIMUM", "IF YOU WATCH", and "IF YOU TELL ME HOW TO DO MY JOB".
Description: Vector typography design featuring a playful checklist of relationship expectations in a striking purple color palette. The artwork was also INSPIRED by the song "Базовый Минимум (Bazovyy Minimum)". The design finishes with the bold statement "THAT'S THE BARE MINIMUM", blending sarcasm, humor, confidence, and attitude.
Description: Vector typography design featuring a playful checklist of relationship expectations in a striking purple color palette. The artwork was also INSPIRED by the song "Базовый Минимум (Bazovyy Minimum)". The design finishes with the bold statement "THAT'S THE BARE MINIMUM", blending sarcasm, humor, confidence, and attitude.
Description: Vector typography design featuring a playful checklist of relationship expectations in a striking purple color palette. The artwork was also INSPIRED by the song "Базовый Минимум (Bazovyy Minimum)". The design finishes with the bold statement "THAT'S THE BARE MINIMUM", blending sarcasm, humor, confidence, and attitude.
Description: Vector typography design featuring a playful checklist of relationship expectations in a striking purple color palette. The artwork was also INSPIRED by the song "Базовый Минимум (Bazovyy Minimum)". The design finishes with the bold statement "THAT'S THE BARE MINIMUM", blending sarcasm, humor, confidence, and attitude.
Description: Let's keep the dumbfuckery to a minimum today. An offensive quote that delivers a blunt and sarcastic take on dealing with daily chaos. This witty line leans into edgy humor and relatable frustration with a no-nonsense attitude. A funny gift idea for anyone who enjoys funny quotes and bold sarcasm, perfect for birthdays, holidays, or Christmas. Available on shirts, hoodies, mugs, stickers, and more!
Description: Dad Tax – One Bite Minimum” is a fun and relatable graphic tee for dads who proudly collect a little “tax” from everyone’s food. Featuring classic fast-food favorites like a burger, fries, hot dog, and drinks, this design perfectly captures the legendary dad move: asking for “just one bite.” With bold typography and clean monochrome artwork, it’s a great choice for dads with a big appetite and an even better sense of humor. Perfect for everyday wear, family cookouts, road trips, casual outings, or as a funny gift for Father’s Day, birthdays, or any dad who never skips the dad tax tradition.
Description: Celebrate the bare minimum with this Comic Star An Effort Was Made design. Featuring a bold nostalgic star in a classic halftone Pop Art style, this artwork is perfect for anyone who values participation trophy humor and ironic achievement. Whether you're celebrating a minor win or just leaning into your mediocre star energy, this design brings a touch of cynical positivity to your daily routine. A thoughtful choice for coworkers, students, or anyone who appreciates a witty, half-hearted effort. Available on high-quality T-shirts, colorful stickers, mugs, and more. Explore our shop for more nostalgic comic and satirical lifestyle apparel!
Description: Embrace a unique blend of retro charm and modern wit with our 'Doing Absolutely My Best Minimum' t-shirt design. This graphic features distressed, vintage-inspired text in a muted color palette, overlaid with authentic grunge textures. Perfect for anyone who appreciates a classic, worn-in aesthetic and a touch of ironic humor. A distinctive design, ready to make a statement, ideal for casual wear or as a unique gift. Available on various products, adding a timeless, edgy vibe to your style.
Description: Welcome to adulthood, where showing up is expected and gold stars are officially discontinued! This hilarious design features the sarcastic caption “NO GOLD STARS AFTER KINDERGARTEN.” Featuring bold white lettering, oversized golden stars, and a playful retro-inspired style, this eye-catching design delivers a humorous reminder that adulthood doesn't always reward participation. Perfect for sarcastic personalities, coworkers, teachers, managers, independent thinkers, and anyone tired of expecting applause for doing the bare minimum. A funny gift for birthdays, office parties, coworkers, graduates, and friends who appreciate blunt humor and reality checks.
