Minimum Phone Cases - iPhone and Android
Description: Welcome to the Low Motivation Department, where minimum effort somehow creates maximum paperwork. This funny vintage typography design combines office humor, procrastination jokes, and deadpan sarcasm with a retro government-inspired look. Perfect for anyone running low on motivation but still technically showing up. A fun choice for casual days, weekends, work-from-home life, or anyone proudly operating in low-energy mode. Wear it whenever your productivity status is officially pending.
Description: Make a loud and hilarious statement about the state of the government with this epic political satire graphic! If you are tired of empty promises and think the people in charge need a reality check, this design speaks the ultimate truth. Featuring a funny illustration of a sweating pig in a patched-up suit staring at a tiny coin, this aesthetic perfectly captures the struggles of the working class with a heavy dose of humor. Perfect for activists, political junkies, libertarians, and anyone with a sarcastic view of politics. Whether you are heading to a rally, engaging in a debate, or just running errands, this graphic is guaranteed to turn heads and start conversations. It makes an incredibly thoughtful novelty gag gift for your politica
Description: A bold black background features white text listing an electrician's hourly rates based on customer involvement. At the top, a yellow lightning bolt icon is positioned above the main heading 'ELECTRICIAN HOURLY RATE'. The rates escalate based on the customer watching, helping, attempting repairs, asking 'why?', or telling the electrician how to do their job.
Description: A detailed, stylized depiction of a ferret wearing a fedora hat. The ferret has an aggressive expression with its mouth open, showing sharp teeth. The text "MINIMUM WAGE" is displayed in an arc above the ferret's head, and "MAXIMUM RAGE" is displayed in an arc below. The background is a solid tan color.
Description: Embrace doing the bare minimum with this charming pastel depiction of a sloth lounging at a desk. Surrounded by soft pink clouds and holding a mug, this sleepy office companion is perfect for anyone who works from home and enjoys a dose of cozy humor. Whether you're shopping for a procrastinator or treating yourself, this playful visual captures the joyful laziness we all feel sometimes.
Dudes Be Named Max And Be Doing The Minimum Phone Case
by Dark Wear Stuff
$17 $23
Description: A bold red title reads "ENGINEER" with a white outline. Below, a series of gold gears are depicted in various sizes against a black background. Underneath the gears, white text outlines different rates: "$100 MINIMUM", "$150 IF YOU WATCH", "$175 IF YOU HELP", "$200 IF YOU WORKED ON IT FIRST", and "$250 IF YOU TELL ME HOW'D TO DO MY JOB".
