Let them know you're coming for their toothbrush, and that you'll be doing it through a fairly drawn out set of international guerilla wars in accordance with the gist of what seems to probably be what people want from place to place at any point in time, probably, and that it may involve periods where in some parts of any given place you outright own your toothbrush, but in others it's communal, and then in others there may be a confusing situation where, like, toothbrush magnates are part of the government, but they're not, you know, manufacturing toothbrushes for sale exactly, and are kind of participating with toothbrush collectivization, I guess against their will, and it seems like a bit of a messy and confusing situation but you get the impression that, like, you might wake up one day and all the magnates have disappeared, and no one is going to talk about it, and you feel pretty good about that because it's all in pursuance of the One World Toothbrush Plantopia. Also, you're going to have to explain the shirt to just about everyone who sees it, so essentially everywhere you go it will be like people are walking up to you and saying "Hello, can you please tell me about Marxism-Leninism-Maoism?" The hairs are standing up on the back of your neck already, aren't they? Your heart is beating with new life. We'll get their toothbrushes, comrade, we'll get them.
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