Mortuary Phone Cases - iPhone and Android

Chilling Adventures of Sabrina

The Efigie, historical monument, decipher or devour you!

Spellman Mortuary Sign

Don’t Underestimate Me I’m an undertaker with an Alibi. Funny, death humor, saying for a mortician, embalmer or funeral director who works at a funeral home, mortuary or cemetery.

Of Corpse i drive a Hearse Morticans and Funeral Director. Funny Joke and Sarcastic motive with a Hearse and The Quote: Of Corpse i drive a Hearse Outfit for Morticians, Funeral Dirctors and Embalmers Outfit for Funeral Director and Morticians Morque perfect for a mortuary Science Studens for a Funeral Service by Outfit for Funeral Director and Morticians Morque

Art by PuppetPinixy

Terror Fear Panic: The face of Evil, in a native mask of the people of the rain forests that pursues or gives life to the beings that taint the powerful minds. Whoever lives is afraid.

Funny saying for a funeral director, mortician or embalmer who works at a funeral home, mortuary or cemetery and has a sense of humor. "Support Your Local Funeral Director Drop Dead" with coffin design is fun for a Mortuary Science student or future funeral director headed into the funeral industry.

Funny design for the son or daughter of a woman embalmer or mortician who works at funeral home or cemetery. Fun Mortuary humor design with embalming instruments.

“Warning My Dad Is an Embalmer” with a skull and two trocar embalming tool crossbones is perfect for a son or daughter, boy or girl whose father is an embalmer or a Mortuary Science student.

Rated E for Ewww…”Mortician” – May contain blood, gore & lots of crazy stories. Funny mortuary humor, movie rating style graphic. Perfect for a mortician, embalmer or undertaker or mortuary science student.

Funny idea for any embalmer, mortician or undertaker who works at a mortuary or funeral home. Perfect for the embalming prep room. “I'd Rather Be Embalming” design with trocar embalming instrument. Great for a future embalmer, Mortuary Science student.

Funny quote for a mortician or embalmer with a sense of humor who works at a mortuary, funeral home or cemetery. Perfect for your wife, mom, girlfriend or daughter mortician. “A Good Mortician Will Leave You Stiff and With A Smile”, embalming saying with coffin graphic is great for a mortuary science student or future mortician.

Funny saying for a mortician, embalmer or undertaker who works at a funeral home, mortuary or cemetery and has a sense of humor. This Is My Resting Mortician Face - with coffin graphic is great for a Mortuary Science College student or future mortician.

Funny death humor with trocar buttons used in embalming. Perfect for anyone who works at a funeral home, mortuary or cemetery. “Put A Button In It” embalming tool inside joke is a great design for an embalmer, mortician, funeral director, mortuary science student or future embalmer.

Death humor work-out design with coffin deadlift bar. Funny saying for the funeral industry; the original dead-lifters. Perfect for an embalmer, funeral director, mortician, undertaker or Mortuary Science student into fitness and going to the gym. “Ultimate Deadlift Champion”. Also fun for a cemetery worker, coroner, removal or mortuary transport service.

Hashtag design, with a trocar embalmers tool, for a girl embalmer, mortician, future female embalmer or mortuary science student who works at a funeral home, mortuary or cemetery.

“Embalmers Rock” with a trocar embalming instrument. Great for any embalmer, mortician, undertaker, Mortuary Science student or graduate. Mortuary themed, embalming tool design. Perfect for the funeral home prep room.

Funny design for a mortician or embalmer with a sense of humor. Funny mortuary apparel or decor. This Is My Resting Embalmer Face saying with coffin graphic is great for a Mortuary Science student and future embalmer.

Funny death humor with trocar buttons used in embalming. Perfect for anyone who works at a funeral home, mortuary or cemetery. “Put A Button In It” embalming tool inside joke is a great design for an embalmer, mortician, funeral director, mortuary science student or future embalmer.

Funny saying for an embalmer, mortician or undertaker who works at a mortuary or funeral home and has a sense of humor. Great for the embalming prep room. “I Can Handle It I'm An Embalmer” design with a trocar embalming instrument. Fun idea for a Mortuary Science student or graduate.

Funny design using embalming instruments for a mortician, embalmer or undertaker who works at a funeral home, mortuary or cemetery and has a sense of humor.

Funny mortician saying design for a funeral director with a sense of humor. Fun mortuary apparel or décor. This Is My Resting Funeral Director Face - with coffin graphic is great for a Mortuary Science student or future funeral director.

You Look Good Open Casket Good Funny Mortician Embalmer

Funny saying for a woman funeral director or mortuary science student. Cool skull wearing a blue tiara with two trocar embalming tool crossbones. This mortuary humor design is great for any female future funeral director or mortician who works at a funeral home, mortuary or cemetery.

“Creepy Mode Always ON” is great for anyone who loves the macabre and scary things or has a creepy job such as a coroner, taxidermist, crime scene cleaner or a clown!

Funny for an embalmer, mortician or funeral director who works at a funeral home, mortuary or cemetery and has a sense of humor. Perfect for the embalming prep room. I'm Famous in the Embalming Room with coffin graphic is fun for a Mortuary Science student or graduate.

Work-out, death humor, ready for the gym. Funny saying for the funeral industry; the original dead-lifters. Perfect for an embalmer, funeral director, mortician, undertaker or Mortuary Science student into fitness. “Professional Deadlifter” with coffin patterns. Also fun for a cemetery worker, coroner or mortuary transport service.

Unique and funny saying for a mortician or embalmer who works at a funeral home, mortuary or cemetery and has a sense of humor. Embalmer: Don't Ask Me About My Day- You Couldn't Handle It. Great for a Mortuary Science College student and future embalmer

I Have Two Titles, DAD and Funeral Director and I Rock Them Both. This cool, distressed design is perfect for a funeral director, mortician or mortuary science student who is a father. Funny mortuary humor for a last responder dad who works at a funeral home or cemetery.

This design is from our EP The Stillbirth, released in 2015. It features The Stillbirth with our second logo design

Gift for anyone in the mortuary business

repeating pink coffin pattern.

#embalmer. For an embalmer, future embalmer, mortician, mortuary science student or undertaker working at a mortuary, funeral home or cemetery.

This design is our homegrown 918 Death Metal, because you can't forget where you started.

I Only Pause My Game to Drive My Hearse. Funny saying with a cool hotrod hearse drawing. Great idea for a hearse driver who loves to play video games. Fun video gaming quote design for your next hearse car club gathering or show. Perfect for a Mortuary Science student, Funeral Director or hearse owner.