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My favorite Titus Andromedon quote ever.

For the prankster in your life who always goes WAY too big or WAY too small . . . IT'S PRANK SINATRA!

You're the lesser known Tugg Romney (it's actually Tuggb, the "B" is silent). Embrace Schmidt's alter ego with this awesome design!

That the foop is this soup?

Fitzgerald Retro Defunct Beer & Ale

She couldn't help it!

It's your favorite loft game... it's True American. Embrace your Schmidt, Nick, Jess, Coach, Winston, or Cece with this hilarious (and patriotic!) design.

One of the best quotes from the best tv shows

NICK.

Elisa Padriera (Salma Hayek) wears a t-shirt that says What the Frak?! in “The Ones” episode of 30 Rock.

Hell yes.

What did security do about it?!

Fuhrmann & Schmidt Brewing Company was formed in 1906 and was located at Commerce and Washington Streets in Shamokin, Pennsylvania. Fuhrmann & Schmidt was the successor company to the Eagle Brewing Company (1854 – 1878), the M. Markel & Company (1878 – 1893) and Phillip H Fuhrmann (1893 – 1906). The brewery produced F&S Beer and F&S Ale from 1906 until the brewery closed in 1920 for prohibition. The brewery reopened in 1933 and produced F&S Beer and F&S Ale until the brewery closed in 1975.

Show your love for New Girl and Schmidt with this fun design.

Gotta live it Big Time!

Piels Lager Gnome Retro Defunct Beer

I could do this ALL DAY, son!

Unbreakable! She's alive, damnit! Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

Show your love for New Girl and Schmidt with this fin design.

Piels Lager Running Gnome Retro Defunct Beer

Winston Saint-Marie Schmidt

The Jacob Schmidt Brewing Company is the name of a former brewing company that was located at 882 W. Seventh Street in St. Paul, Minnesota. Founded in 1855, the brewery was originally known as the Christopher Stahlmann Cave Brewery. Its name was changed to its final name in 1900. Because Schmidt's had continued producing beverages, it was one of a few breweries in Minnesota that was ready to produce real beer when Prohibition was lifted in 1933. Schmidt's re-released City Club beer as a strong beer with the new slogan "Tops in any Town". Schmidt's saw widespread success and continued to grow. This success brought attention to the Bremer family, leading to the kidnapping of Edward Bremer by the Barker-Karpis gang on January 16, 1934.

Take Me to a Dive Bar

When you're as mad as a dad in traffic...you're really mad!

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Titus is lazy

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mike is an American professional baseball third baseman

All the things that rhyme with Peeno Noir, Titus Andromedon's ode to black penis (classy!)

Inspired on the tv show, New Girl.

I HAVE MY LIMITS!

But I survived, because that's what women do.

#naptime

Jess Mariano

Inspired by Girls5Eva World Tour

Classic Cece-Winston Mess Around