Silent But Deadly Phone Cases - iPhone and Android
Description: A hilarious sarcastic grim reaper design that every halloween lover, trick or treat enthusiast, and funny skeleton joke fan will immediately love. Perfect halloween gift for all hallows eve events, easy costume nights, or anyone who enjoys sarcastic halloween humor and creepy season vibes.
Description: Silent but deadly. This vintage apothecary label sells genuine premium vapor: contents one fart, net volume four ounces of regret, guaranteed potent, keep away from elevators. A funny gift for collectors of old-timey labels, spooky-season fans, and anyone with a famous stealth technique. Blackletter type in white and FartMerch green on dark. An original FartMerch design that makes a great gift for birthdays, holidays, and white elephant swaps.
Silent But Deadly - Vintage Apothecary Label Gift Phone Case
by FartMerch.com
$17 $23
Description: A bold vintage-style crop duster design featuring a powerful agricultural airplane and the phrase “Silent But Deadly.” Perfect for crop duster pilots, agricultural aviators, farmers, aviation enthusiasts, and anyone who appreciates hardworking rural aviation culture. This eye-catching design makes a great gift for pilots, ag aviation crews, and fans of classic aircraft art with a rugged professional attitude.
Description: POE-etic Justice: sometimes silent and always deadly. A moody gothic portrait with a sly grin and FM green script, made for English teachers, book lovers and anyone who thinks the raven was not the only thing haunting the room. A funny literary fart pun for readers, writers and poetry nerds. Original FartMerch humor: gas-tastic gear for every rear
Description: This "Silent but dadly" Dad joke makes the perfect gift idea for the best farter ever, I mean Father this Father's Day or Halloween. Great gift idea for your Dad, Grandpa, Papa, or Uncle. Design features 2 skulls and a bat in a spooky retro vintage style. This Spooky Fathers Day / Halloween Silent But Dadly tee is perfect for all gassy dads that love fart jokes, corny jokes and puns. It is sure to get a laugh. Makes a perfect last minute Halloween costume idea for your Dad, Fathers day or birthday gift.
Description: Silent But Deadly sneaky cat shirt features a tiptoeing feline leaving behind stealthy evidence. Perfect for cat owners who know their cat's ability to create silent but powerful bathroom moments. This funny sneaky cat stealth humor tee makes an excellent gift for pet parents who appreciate classic gas jokes. Embrace the stealth with this hilarious guilty cat design.
Description: Embrace the spirit of the alpha with this striking "Silent But Deadly" design. Featuring a highly detailed, roaring wolf in a classic tattoo/gothic art style, this artwork perfectly captures strength, fierce independence, and quiet power. A bold statement piece for wolf lovers, tattoo enthusiasts, and anyone who walks their own path. Looks best on dark-colored apparel and merchandise!
Description: Master the art of the stealthy walk-by with this vintage aviation illustration featuring a classic orange biplane spraying mist across a golden mountain sunset. Ideal for a backyard family barbecue, a weekend trip to the hardware store, or a Father's Day cookout, this stealthily mischievous aesthetic delivers a legendary double meaning without saying a single crude word. Add this unapologetically gassy dad prankster apparel to your cart right now and leave your unmistakable mark wherever you roam.
Professional Crop Duster Vintage Sunset Biplane Art Phone Case
by Mood n Mirth
$17 $23
Description: Last seen in the 4th floor elevator. Wanted for farting in public. Known associates: beans, chili, sprouts. Method of operation: silent, then deadly. Reward: one open window. Considered armed and gassy. A funny wanted-poster fart gift for the office suspect, the road-trip offender, and the friend who never admits it. Distressed FartMerch green and white on dark. An original FartMerch design that makes a great gift for birthdays, holidays, and white elephant swaps.
Wanted for Farting in Public - Funny Wanted Poster Phone Case
by FartMerch.com
$17 $23
Description: If you can read this, it's already too late. A stealthy ninja strikes in a sword-ready stance while a glowing FartMerch green fart cloud with a skull and crossbones drifts out behind him. Distressed off-white and FM green on dark, made for the silent but deadly type. A funny ninja fart gift for gamers, dads, brothers, coworkers and anyone who strikes without warning. Original FartMerch humor: gas-tastic gear for every rear.
Description: Every hero needs a power. Yours is to fart and walk away. This classified personnel file lists the stats that matter: Stealth, Stench, Getaway Speed, Eye Contact, and zero Accountability. Known weakness: beans, elevators, honesty. Status: already gone. A funny superhero-style fart gift for coworkers, brothers, and anyone who strikes and disappears. Distressed FartMerch green on dark. Original FartMerch artwork, made for people who love a good fart joke and have zero shame about it.
Superpower: Fart & Walk Away - Classified Agent File Phone Case
by FartMerch.com
$17 $23
Description: FARTku: In a hush it starts, like mischievous, airy darts, smellily departs. A funny fart haiku in white and FartMerch green with a green hanko-style seal stamped with the Japanese kanji for fart. A great gift for poetry lovers, English teachers, anime fans and anyone who appreciates the quiet art of the silent one. Original FartMerch humor: gas-tastic gear for every rear.
