Snarky Phone Cases - iPhone and Android

Simple white letters on black background: "whatevs". Whatever, I can't even, and I don't care enough to even finish the word. Whatever. Just leave me alone.

For those with resting b*tch face

Pick You Poison Halloween t-shirt

I Don't Know About You, But People Make Me Want To Say Bad Words

I can't keep up

Lower your standards

that which is adequately explained by stupidity.

The sheep are lying

label yourself clearly

to be everything the right wing hates.

Means paying artists. So stop offering "exposure" for custom work, you darn cheapskates

This is a thing you can buy, if you like.

Snarky Pisces T-shirt with original design

if you lose.

can help

Tell them what they are in the cutest way possible.

This is a thing you can buy, if you like.

Snarky Cats

Welcome to our quirky and charming tee collection, featuring the "Keep Messing Around And I'll Open A Nature Valley Granola Bar On Your Bed" shirt.

Simple white letters on black background: "slightly above average". You're the world's okayest; you don't have to be top, you just have to be above the mean line. And y'know, half the world is below average, so you're doing OK.

Insults for the intelligent. Chances are the person you are insulting won't even understand it.

Declare your space to be a drama free zone

This vintage snarky coffee illustration says "Coffee spelled backwards is eeffoc. And I really don't give eeffoc until I've had my coffee." Great for coffee addicts and socially awkward caffeine junkies.

IT'S NOT ROCKET SURGERY

Let your friends know how much they mean to you, especially the ones who are difficult to get rid of.