Stupid Phone Cases - iPhone and Android

Cool gift idea for car mechanics and car mechatronics, who can repair everything but the stupidity of other people. Funny saying for the repair workshop or for Christmas or birthday.

"Stupid is not the one who does not know, but the one who does not want to know" - a quote by Hryhorii Skovoroda (1722-1794) - an outstanding Ukrainian philosopher-mystic, theologian, poet, polyglot, and teacher, he made a significant contribution to East Slavic culture. Some call Hryhorii Skovoroda the first hippie in the world. Indeed, his worldview, philosophy of happiness, and philosophy of the heart were related to the views of the first hippies of the 60s in the USA.

because we're not all there

Express your profession as an idiot in a humorous way.

.....WHAT?!

Power and stupidity together are dangerous.

Life is just a stupid game.

offer it to someone who needs it, and they get mad

Vintage Cupid God of Passionate Desire

Cash me ousside howbah dah?

I Ranked Up To 6 Birthday Video Game Llama

Since zombies eat brains, your friend's got nothing to worry about because his IQ is around 0.

That's Not How Any Of This Works

Cute dog with its head caught in a sock Adorable illustration gift for pet owners and dog owners white background colour

I was aiming to make a kappa but this works for birds too.

You can substitute the mincer as,... our education system, the University, our society, our government, our company,.... use your imagination to associate something. Black and white version is available on request.

Comic yellow bright one light bulb design.

If I need your opinion I'll ask

Funny Vintage Brain

The KISS principle states that systems work best if they are kept simple. During design simplicity should be a key goal and unnecessary complexity should be avoided if possible. Keep KISS in your mind while designing and your system will rock!

Clever saying

The Human Brain - Free To Use!

The Human Brain - Free To Use!

The society for people who feel stupid.

What a holy wordgame. You decide, what to make of it: blasphemy or funny support. Either way, this message is outstanding! Grab this and keep praying!

Pretty alien - Funny alien with a pink ribbon on it's head. Just put head bow clip on anything to make it pretty! This is one seriously good looking UFO! So beautiful and dumb, amazing hairstyle! got to love it! This alien really knows what's what in the fashion world. Great t shirt design for you space enthusiast out there who believe, or at least want to, in lives on outer space and other planets. Gag extraterrestrial tee, lame and idiotic.

He starts off as a lil Joxy, then he has a beer. Then he turns into Boxeroo, and has a few more beers. Then he has a CASE OF BEER AND HE TURNS INTO BOXABOOZE!!!

Watch out for the 'gaters.

Meghan, you could have had me - Royalty stupid t shirt design for those of you who like the new Kingdome make up. We are aware of your husband's status, the prince thing that has been going on, but really just have to put this here so you know you could have done better - me! Let her and the world know who's the real duke with this lame British Sussex gag design. Old school simple sarcastic text tee.

Keep It Simple & Stupid.

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As a mechanic you can repair many things, but not other people's stupidity. Show with this provocative saying that you love sarcasm and don't hang out with stupid people. Funny mechanic gifts.

I wish everybody had one!

"Stupidity kills but not fast enough" is a blunt and humorous expression that underscores the potential dangers of foolish or reckless behavior. It suggests that while making unwise decisions or acting without thinking can have negative consequences, these consequences might not occur swiftly enough to deter such behavior. This saying serves as a tongue-in-cheek reminder of the importance of making informed and thoughtful choices to avoid unnecessary harm or mishaps. It's often used in a light-hearted way to poke fun at foolish actions while encouraging more prudent decision-making.

"Stupidity kills but not fast enough" is a blunt and humorous expression that underscores the potential dangers of foolish or reckless behavior. It suggests that while making unwise decisions or acting without thinking can have negative consequences, these consequences might not occur swiftly enough to deter such behavior. This saying serves as a tongue-in-cheek reminder of the importance of making informed and thoughtful choices to avoid unnecessary harm or mishaps. It's often used in a light-hearted way to poke fun at foolish actions while encouraging more prudent decision-making.

If you have a family member, friend or colleague who often says "you're not as dumb as you look", then why not give them it back, printed on some apparel or merch.