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Funny slogan - Hell in a handbasket joke

Do you love traditional beer made by a small brewery? Are you a member of the local craft beer brewer's guild and have your favorite brews? By the glass, mug, or stein you have good taste in crafted beer. Wear to the craft beer festival or event, Oktoberfest (Octoberfest), Biergarten (German beer garden) party or local pub. Great gift for the craft beer drinker or enthusiast.

Where is all the mead? Design by Stephanie Watters Flores

He's coming to town with a white beard and red hat so I am excited! And If I know him he's bringing peppermint candy canes, presents, and toys. Wear to the office, school or church holiday party, family reunion, shopping at the mall, or singing carols. This works as an elf Halloween costume with striped stockings! Great gift for your buddy who loves Christmas. He will wish you merry Christmas with a ho ho ho! Graphic license Vecteezy.

Perfect appreciation gift for dragon boat racer or player !

Cool ice cream quotes for people who are crazy for ice cream.

Add some fun to your Christmas wardrobe with this I Was Told There Would Be Crushed Ice Beverages Christmas Polar Bear design for Christmas. Choose your size and color and BUY NOW! Get one for a friend!

Think How Dull Your Life Would Be Without Me

This is I Was Told There Would Be Pie t shirt design with text art, great for any apple pie lover.

Do people bribe you with food like cupcakes, cake, ice cream and other sweet dessert treats to get you to come to the birthday party or office party? If you have to be there you might as well treat yo self to something delicious. Perfect for the ice cream lover in your life or the introvert who hates parties. Funny gift for anyone who loves delicious frozen treats.

Do you only go to weddings because there will be cake? Or you need a bribe to go to the birthday party or boring office meeting. If you have to be there you might as well treat yo self to something delicious. Layered wedding cake with frosting and cherry on top. Wear to the bridal shower or bachelor party. Perfect for the dessert lover in your life or the introvert who hates parties. Funny gift for a baker or pastry chef.

Mean Girls quote Bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy

Is February 2nd your favorite day on the calendar? Set your alarm clock because it's fun to re-live and repeat this special day over and over! Is Groundhog day 2018 going to predict more winter? If you are on the East Coast for a bomb-cyclone or polar vortex cold you will hope for early Spring! Wear with a top hat for a dapper party costume or just to watch a movie or dvd with friends or family. Great gift for a weatherman, Pennsylvania resident, or animal lover. Fun for kids, parents, students and teachers. Graphic License Vecteezy.

Christmas tree decked out with ornaments and a star on top

Arrgh! Ahoy, this pirate ship captain wearing a long coat, boots, and hat and wielding a sword is ready to hoist the black skull and crossbones flag and sail in search of buried treasure. Works as a cheap, easy Halloween party costume. Wear to trick or treat, baseball game, at the amusement theme park boat ride, school event, or just watching sports on TV with your mateys. Graphic license Vecteezy.

I was told there would be dogs design for those who love going to places where there are dogs to pet.

Sometimes churros are the only reason I leave the house!

Where is all the mead? Design by Stephanie Watters Flores

Where it at man? I def would not have made an appearance if I had known. I was expecting Ale, Lager, Pilsner, Wheat, Brown Ale, IPA, Bock, Porter, Stout, and Craft beer. What's a beer lover to do?

Get out the pasta noodles, big pot, colander strainer, fork and spoon, fresh tomatoes, oregano spice and the parmesan cheese. We're here for spaghetti! Great gift for a cook or chef. Kids love it! You become an eating monster for this favorite food with meat sauce, meatballs or vegetarian. Wear to the community fundraiser spaghetti feed or family dinner with your Italian mom or grandma who makes the best marinara sauce. Graphic license Vecteezy.

Running of the bulls festival gift for Loved one or friend !

I'm here with my rolling pin, spatula, wooden spoon, and wire whisk covered in flour because I'm told there would be baking! Perfect for the cook or baker in your life who lives to mix and punch the dough and bake bread, rolls, cake or cookies. Great gift for bakery or pastry chef, cooking school student, maybe your mom or grandma has excellent culinary skill. Wear to cooking class or just around the kitchen or watching cooking shows on TV!

Is that a Nordic horned Viking warrior helmet? Feel like a seafaring mythical Norse god wearing this cool shirt. Is the Viking your school mascot? Wear this to play sports instead of a jersey. Maybe you live in Minnesota, Norway or Iceland and want to show pride in your Scandinavian heritage. Perfect gift for someone with a beard who always shouts Uff Da or Skol when watching a game on tv. Graphic license Vecteezy.

I Was Told There Would Be Dogs, Funny quote - This is perfect gift for dogs lovers, If you have someone who loves dogs, this is a great gift for them.

I Was Told There Would Be Dogs, Funny quote - This is perfect gift for dogs lovers, If you have someone who loves dogs, this is a great gift for them.

Going to hell in a handcart

I Was Told There Would Be Sharks Embrace your love for sharks with this humorous T-shirt is perfect for shark enthusiasts and ocean lovers alike. Wear it to the beach, aquarium, or anywhere you want to showcase your passion for these fascinating creatures.

Best reason to travel to Dublin or some city in Ireland? Maybe you'll see a leprechaun in a green hat with a buckle and a shamrock clover leaf who can show you the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. Wear to the Irish pub on St. Patrick's Day, for the St. Paddy's day parade or to have some beer with your buddies at a soccer or rugby game. Great gift for someone going on a dream vacation or cruise to Ireland. Graphic license Vecteezy.

Without the rain there would never be rainbows.

Whether in the saddle horseback riding, watching horse racing, polo ponies, equestrian show or horse therapy session this beautiful animal is why you're here. Show your unbridled joy and say yay not neigh! Perfect for at the stable, training, dressage or show arena, track, or just horsing around! Great gift for a horse lover boy or girl (colt or filly!)

If you're going to a Renaissance Fair or are simply a rum lover -- but are too lazy to buy a real costume -- then this funny t-shirt is just what you need!

Are you here for the popcorn? Wear to the movies, video marathon or film crew.

If you're going to a Renaissance Fair (Faire) -- but are too lazy to buy a real costume -- then this funny Ren Fest t shirt is just what you need!

I'm here because I was told There would be Broccoli this shirt is perfect for anyone who enjoys lighthearted jokes. Wear it to bring a smile to people's faces and showcase your sense of humor. Suitable occasions include casual outings, grocery shopping, farmer's markets, cooking classes, and vegetarian-themed events.