Abstinence Pins and Buttons
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Description: 1 CORINTHIANS 6:19!! SPREAD THE WORD! If you are a Christian, then the Holy Spirit of the Most High God lives inside of you! Paul shows us in 1 Corinthians 6:19 that this clearly should effect the way we treat our bodies, now that they are responsible for carrying the Gospel to this world. We should not take care of our bodies for our own good, staying physically fit and sexually pure, but also out of love for your Saviour, Jesus, who laid down His life for us.
Abstinence 99.99% Effective Funny Nativity - Ironic Christmas Virgin Mary Pin
by SOF1AF
$2.75 $3.25
Description: Unique retro satire design featuring praying hands with a rosary over the planet Earth with the text "Abstinence Fights Climate Change". Great statement piece for environmental activists, humor lovers, and political satire fans.
Abstinence Fights Climate Change Praying Hands Earth Pin
by Camping Summer
$2.75 $3.25
Description: A humorous religious Christmas illustration featuring a stylized mother-and-child scene paired with playful abstinence-themed typography. The vintage monochrome treatment gives the artwork an old poster character while the humorous message creates an unexpected seasonal twist. Suitable for collectors of unconventional Christian humor, festive satire, retro religious artwork, and playful Christmas designs with a distinctive personality.
Vintage Funny Virgin Mary Christmas Abstinence Retro Christian Holiday Artwork Pin
by salma_ronit
$2.75 $3.25
Description: A humorous vintage nativity illustration combines traditional Christmas imagery with bold abstinence-themed wording and playful visual contrast. The distressed retro treatment gives the composition an old-school poster aesthetic, while the unexpected message adds a tongue-in-cheek holiday character. A distinctive choice for collectors of Christian humor, unconventional Christmas artwork, religious satire, and nostalgic seasonal designs.
Vintage Abstinence 9999 Funny Nativity Retro Christian Christmas Artwork Design Pin
by salma_ronit
$2.75 $3.25
Description: A clever and comedic nativity parody with a “9999% effective” message. Great for fans of smart holiday humor and festive jokes.
Abstinence 9999 Percent Effective Nativity Funny Christmas Parody Pin
by KvbcioStore
$2.75 $3.25
Description: Embrace your sober journey with humor. Perfect for sober individuals and the recovery community. Features the text Sober And Still 98% Psycho.
Sober And Still 98% Psycho Funny Sobriety Recovery Humor Pin
by xmillionpunks
$2.75 $3.25
Description: A circular emblem with a green background outlined in white. Inside, a white diagonal line crosses over a paper cup with a green sleeve featuring a circular emblem. White hand symbols are positioned on the left and right. The text 'I DON'T DRINK' curves along the top arc, and 'COFFEE' curves along the bottom arc.
Description: This design features the humorous and cheeky phrase “Abstinence 99.99% Effective Jesus Funny Christmas Virgin.” Perfect for fans of sarcastic and playful holiday humor, religious jokes, or witty Christmas statements. Ideal for casual wear, gifts, or anyone who enjoys clever and funny holiday-themed designs.
Description: A clever and comedic nativity parody with a “9999% effective” message. Great for fans of smart holiday humor and festive jokes.
Abstinence 9999 Percent Effective Nativity Funny Christmas Parody Pin
by Leesoube
$2.75 $3.25
Description: Clever Abstinence 99.99 Percent Effective design using scientific parody to play with statistics and logic. Perfect for science teachers, students, and humor fans who appreciate nerdy irony and witty educational jokes about experiments and human behavior.
Abstinence 99.99 Percent Effective Funny Science Parody Educational Pin
by brink of creations
$2.75 $3.25