Adam Scott Pins and Buttons

Don't get caught with a wack calzone.

"There you have it, 'It' being a t-shirt with my face on it."

Adam Scott

The Music Dance Experience Is Officially Cancelled.

Music Dance Experience is Officially Cancelled, Severance TV

The Music Dance Experience Is Officially Cancelled.

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Mrs. Selvig’s Famous Chamomile Cookies tees, stickers and more.

ask me about my innie ! Lumon Industries

Grim Barbarity of Optics & Design

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Those lovable lads from Liverpool! They make good rock and roll, uh, music. A lot of people want to know: who are the members of the band U2. Now at last, their names are finally revealed: Bonobos. Thedge. Adam Claytwothousandpounds. Larry Mullen Sr.’s Son. This t-shirt is the next best thing to some real fu@#in concert t-shirts, bro!

Founded by Kier Eagan in 1865, Lumon Industries is the world’s leading biotechnology company. Lumon’s first product, a topical salve, was developed in 1866. Every leader of the company since its founding has been a member of the Eagan family. It is hinted that Lumon is a very large and powerful company, having over a hundred thousand employees and numerous offices all over the world. From their humble beginnings as a salve company, Lumon grew into medical technoloy and other spheres of the tech space. While it is influential across its corporate reach, its headquarters in Kier, PE do the most cutting edge work.

The Cones Of Dunshire- the convoluted tabletop game invented by Ben Wyatt on Parks and Recreation. Sir Benjamin Walker Wyatt really showed his knightly side with this Catan-like Civilization Building game. Great gift for Parks and Rec fans!

Waffle Party

Lumon Industries, the controversial workplace in the new TV Show Severance.

Meet Sevy!

Defiant Jazz Severance

Everyone deserves a break!

Make a statement on your body and tell Scromo to piss off.

severance

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anne says this to ben in the episode where they buy a waffle maker for leslie.

I can only imagine the wacky hijinks that takes place in this office setting!

Waffle Party Lumon Design

Leslie and Ben - I Love You and I Like You.

Optics & Design

This shirt won't cost you a whole Bozo.

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Logo for the Enigmatique Podcast from the new Twilight Zone - Nightmare at 30,000 feet starring Adam Scott and Jordan Peele- a nod to the original T-Zone Nightmare at 20,000 feet with William Shatner (which in turn was adapted in the 80s Twilight Zone the Movie. Great gift for fans of true crime podcasts, the twilight zone, or both!

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Macrodata refinement

Marvel at Petey's Lumon Map drawing from Severance TV Get a closer look at a recreation of Petey's Lumon Map from Severance. Designed by Andrew.C

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