Caveman Lawyer Pins and Buttons

Description: Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer Law Offices

Description: "Your world frightens and confuses me" Phil Hartman was such a legend, and the Unfrozen Caveman lawyer was one of his best skits ever.

Description: Phil Hartman was such a legend, and the Unfrozen Caveman lawyer was one of his best skits ever.

Description: Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer

Description: A circular emblem with a golden outline on a black background. Inside, the text "THE LAW OFFICES OF UNFROZEN" arches above a golden depiction of a smiling caveman's head, framed by laurel branches. Below the head, "CAVEMAN LAWYER" is displayed. At the bottom, "YOUR WORLD FRIGHTENS AND CONFUSES ME" is written.

Description: Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer

Description: All hail KEYROCK: Phil Hartman's classic character created by Jack Handey

Description: A circular emblem with a portrait of a smiling man in a suit and tie, surrounded by golden laurel leaves. Below the emblem, large golden text reads "THE LAW OFFICES OF UNFROZEN CAVEMAN LAWYER", followed by smaller golden text "YOUR WORLD FRIGHTENS AND CONFUSES ME". The background is black.

Description: A black background with gold text at the top reading "THE LAW OFFICES OF" and "UNFROZEN CAVEMAN LAWYER" below. Centered is a gold circular emblem featuring a portrait of a man with wild hair and a tie, surrounded by laurel leaves. Below the emblem, gold text reads "YOUR WORLD FRIGHTENS AND CONFUSES ME."

Description: Once he was a caveman. Now, he's a lawyer.

Description: Happy Fun Ball - Vintage SNL Commercial

Description: Gas Plus 'Gives You Gas' - Vintage SNL Commercial

Description: I'm just a caveman. Your world frightens and confuses me. My primitive mind can't handle these things, but I do know when you're entitled to compensatory and punitive damages.