Demotivational Pins and Buttons

"If I cared any less I'd be invisible." For when your only other recourse is to swoon from ennui. Also available in white text for dark coloured items.

"If I cared any less I'd be invisible." For when your only other recourse is to swoon from ennui. Also available in black text for light coloured items.

And the Universe says

Die Cry Hate

We suffer more often in imagination than in reality

Don't. Give Up. Grammar Joke.

When you need to know what to do, think what the Tarthian Empire's most powerful man would do, and you're good to go.

Why bust your hump? Settle for being the best you can be bothered to be.

Anyone who can't see your charm and amazing wit doesn't deserve to know you. Let this tell them how it really is.

Accidents do indeed happen. I mean look at me?

A demotivational poster meme I made of a random kid playing on his Game Boy that my younger sister took on the bus while on a field trip when she was in the sixth grade, around 2001. Her main focal point in the picture (not shown here) was a teacher of hers at that time, but she was way out in the background, and the kid seen here was in the foreground.

The less I know the better. Ignorance is bliss.

an old saying

Follow the example of this indifferent but cute chicken by not giving a care. Let's demotivate ourselves!

“It Gets Worse Before It Gets Worse” is a potent expression of realism and acceptance. It serves as a reminder that life’s struggles can persist and even intensify, but this doesn’t mean we’re defeated. Instead, by acknowledging these realities, we are better prepared to face them, fostering resilience and perseverance. So, while the phrase may seem pessimistic, it can actually inspire us to be stronger and more resilient.

Funny slogan with robot illustration.

welp...

Sarcastic and demostivational gift for introverted or sarcastic people

It could be motivation and demotivation at the same time

Ideal gift for introverts and shy. Sad words for people who think differently

Sarcastic and demostivational gift for introverted or sarcastic people

Hope you like it.

Text design for lazy people.

Funny quote design

Her Majesty the Empress of Tarth's most frequent quote is "I am your Empress." Now it can be yours too!

Follow the example of this cute bear by being too lazy to be lazy. Let's demotivate ourselves!

Sarcastic and demostivational gift for introverted or sarcastic people

cynical unicorn quotes

Colorful rainbow demotivational slogan design.

is't ok not to be ok? funny sad quote

crawling is better

I can't even. For when the day just gets a bit too much! A perfect birthday or Christmas gift.

I literally cannot. For when the day just gets a bit too much! A perfect birthday or Christmas gift.

I literally can't. For when the day just gets a bit too much! A perfect birthday or Christmas gift.

I literally cannot. For when the day just gets a bit too much! A perfect birthday or Christmas gift.

I literally can't. For when the day just gets a bit too much! A perfect birthday or Christmas gift.