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Description: Simone Weil quote: If a captive mind is unaware of being in prison, it is living in error. If it has recognized the fact, even for the tenth of a second, and then quickly forgotten it in order to avoid suffering, it is living in falsehood. Men of the most brilliant intelligence can be born, live and die in error and falsehood. In them, intelligence is neither a good, nor even an asset. The difference between more or less intelligent men is like the difference between criminals condemned to life imprisonment in smaller or larger cells. The intelligent man who is proud of his intelligence is like a condemned man who is proud of his large cell.
Description: Blaise Pascal quote: All the excesses, all the violence, and all the vanity of great men, come from the fact that they know not what they are: it being difficult for those who regard themselves at heart as equal with all men... For this it is necessary for one to forget himself, and to believe that he has some real excellence above them, in which consists this illusion that I am endeavoring to discover to you.
Description: Henry James quote: Life is, in fact, a battle. On this point optimists and pessimists agree. Evil is insolent and strong; beauty enchanting but rare; goodness very apt to be weak; folly very apt to be defiant; wickedness to carry the day; imbeciles to be in great places, people of sense in small, and mankind generally unhappy. But the world as it stands is no illusion, no phantasm, no evil dream of a night; we wake up to it again forever and ever; we can neither forget it nor deny it nor dispense with it.
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Description: Everyone has those moments when responsibilities pile up so high that the only thing they want to do is drive away and leave every obligation behind. This funny saying exaggerates that fantasy by imagining someone hitting the road at top speed the instant all their duties are finished, as if speed alone could create the perfect escape from everyday stress. The claim of becoming a "PRO" makes the joke even more ridiculous, poking fun at the dramatic desire to outrun deadlines, chores, work, and endless commitments. It is a lighthearted way to laugh at the universal urge to leave responsibilities in the rearview mirror, enjoy a sense of freedom, and pretend that life's pressures can never catch up. It applies to everybody!
I love driving my car at top speed when I finish my responsibilities. In fact, I think I'll become quite the PRO at it! Pin
by englishlearning
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Description: Every English student, English teacher, and professional in any work uses this brilliant technique. The loud clacking of keyboard keys is the universal soundtrack of intense productivity. If your fingers are moving rapidly across the plastic buttons, observers naturally assume you are completing a massive assignment, grading huge piles of term papers, or drafting a very important strategic proposal. In reality, you are likely just chatting with a friend, writing down your weekend chores, or browsing an online catalog. As long as you maintain a slightly stressed expression and never break eye contact with the bright monitor, you become entirely immune to any questions or interruptions from the people passing by your desk.
Vigorously typing on a keyboard is the best way to hide the fact that you are simply making a grocery list Pin
by englishlearning
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Description: Operating in any work context, being an English teacher, or working as an English student means relying heavily on formatting tricks. We permanently use violent text styles to project confidence when we are wholly lost. An English student will write a very weak paragraph and then make the title incredibly large to distract from the lack of content. An English teacher will bold and underline basic instructions so nobody realizes the lesson plan was created five minutes ago. In any work context, a person will send an email with entirely highlighted sections to seem authoritative about a topic they barely understand. Excellent formatting is just a protective mask for our deep and persistent professional confusion every day.
The bold font is just there to hide the fact that I have no idea what I am doing Pin
by englishlearning
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Description: I Don't Hold Grudges I Remember Facts Funny Quotes I Don't Hold Grudges I Remember Facts I Don't Hold Grudges I Remember Facts is a humorous family joke and a sarcastic saying, cool conversation starter For your next birthday present for him or her. As a last-minute Christmas stocking stuffer, holiday office party gift, white elephant gag gift exchange, Father's or Mother's Day memento, graduation or appreciation day moment, or any time of year or season to celebrate someone special.
Description: Bon shirt Jovi pride — "I been all around the world and as a matter of fact There's only one place left I want to go". vintage screen-print glam metal design for Bon fans and Jovi collectors — glam metal, arena rock, hair metal gift, vintage rock, concert band, glam metal album art. Perfect Bon graphic tee Jovi gift for concerts, birthdays, holidays and record store days. Soft, high-quality Jovi lovers fabric — Bon spirit built to last wash after wash. Since 1989.
I been all around the world and as a matter of fact There's only one place Since 1989 Pin
by Mamango
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Description: The Fact That No One Understands You Doesn't Mean You're An Artist. Sarcastic humor for creative individuals, artists, art lovers, and funny quote enthusiasts.
The Fact That No One Understands You Doesn't Mean You're An Artist Sarcastic Humor Creative Quote Pin
by Funny Animal Kings
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