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Club Scum Advertisement (from Hobgoblins)

The amazing story of Santa in big trouble...and his exciting rescue by the daring Ice Cream Bunny...it's breath-taking, fun for all!

The Crawling Eye Movie Poster

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At the Gizmonic Institute, one of the world's foremost research and development laboratories, we're unlocking both the science and the mystery of the universe one excruciating experiment at a time. Gizmonics: torturing our test subjects so that you don't have to. Since 1988.

AKA Fuga Dal Bronx

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This shirt, hand-signed by Jonah, Kinga, and Max, certifies officially that you managed successfully the horrible task of binge-watching the binge-made Mystery Science Theater Season 12. Congratulations!

I L♡VE Mystery Science Theater 3000. It truly saved my life at time when I was working only graveyard schedules and was deeply depressed. When MST3k came on late at night on the Comedy Channel, it always cheered me up and made my life worth living! The Nike and DC shirts with words running down them have driven me a tad batty so I decided, as a MiSTie, I would throw out my own mock with the Cave callbacks! ALL the Cave Callbacks!

Damn, dirty apes.

Gamera, the prehistoric super-turtle, flies with jets that come out of their leg holes! Does this make Gamera the best monster ever? Yes, yes it does.

Hi. Bob Executive. Which way is business?

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Posture Pals -- MST3K Inspired Design

Voldar is none too pleased with bringing Christmas to Mars. Inspired by "Santa Claus Conquers The Martians", here's a shirt that gets your cranky alienation message across during the happy holidays.

Colorful design perfect for all people. Who loves gizmonic institute. It can also be given as a Birthday, Christmas Gift, or any special day to your best friend, relative, boyfriend, or girlfriend who also loves gizmonic institute Style. Design is also fitting in time for all special days.

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Fat Man (Overdrawn at the Memory Bank)

Need some guidance, whether fulfilling the will of "Manos" or just going about your day? The Master is here to help. Proceeds go to the family of Tom Neyman.

"Building Code Under Fire," often accompanied by "New Petitions Against Tax" are common subheadlines in old films. This is an exaggeration of that trope.

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Say it backwards. No, not the whole thing! Just the first word. Sheesh.

This Island Earth

Hey boneheads! Time to sport some Skeleton Crew love!

"Ah-hoooooo, werewolves of London!"

At the Gizmonic Institute, one of the world's foremost research and development laboratories, we're unlocking both the science and the mystery of the universe one excruciating experiment at a time. Gizmonics: torturing our test subjects so that you don't have to. Since 1988.

“Another Buddhist Protesting Motorcycle Helmet Laws”

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From time unborn...a hideous she-thing!

“Another Buddhist Protesting Motorcycle Helmet Laws”

Tom and Crow are the bots. Or "boys," depending on how you want to read it.

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Inspired By MST3K 310 – Fugitive Alien Channel the hilarious wit of Mystery Science Theater 3000 with this iconic T-shirt, inspired by the infamous Fugitive Alien episode! Relive the side-splitting riffs and unforgettable moments of this cult classic as you sport this unique tee. This T-shirt is sure to turn heads and spark conversations among fellow MST3K aficionados.

Color-separated image of Joel and the bots