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Description: You thought James Bond was cool. Pffffft. This woman makes the martini swiller look like a rank amateur.

Description: Worn on the flight suits of the Oz 9 crew! Sport your mission patch to look like a crew member.

Description: His opinions are starting to flow as freely as that mane.

Description: Here is the whole batch of 14 idiots all arranged neatly in a circle for G2HQ to make a dart board out of it.

Description: He knows Cpt Madeline isn't the smartest springbok on the savannah, but he hoped for better from Jessie.... The Oz 9 is full of disappointments.

Description: Former captain of the former 6748, Jessie James is not particularly fond of life aboard the Oz 9, but she's learning to survive.

Description: Dense enough to survive in deep space without a shirt, our fearless hacker probably already knows your password.

Description: Didn't quite finish Captain school but strives mightily to keep her idiot crew alive. Bubble-wrap enthusiast.

Description: Oh, just figure it out.

Description: Deadly with the decongestant, this assassin with the appalling French accent hitched a ride aboard the Oz 9. But what's his real purpose???

Description: As deadly as she is gorgeous, the Albatros abides no malarky, nonsense, or off-brand condiments.

Description: If you know a woman who fits this description, get her a tee shirt or a pillow. You'll probably live longer.

Description: She's feisty but ever-so-much-fun. And if you say differently, I hope you have a really good panic room.

Description: OK, not everyone likes the red nametags, so here's Greg, sans name, but still cute as Charles Dickens, or whatever that expression is.

Description: Designed to fit your phone.

Description: Show the world your status as an Official Space Monkey with this seal.

Description: The corporate logo for the company behind the Oz ships.

Description: Some phone cases take out too much of our adorable zebra's head. So we asked him to stand the other way.

Description: Cute AND smart and gradually realizing he's trapped with a bunch of idiots, our swamp-grazing zebra is starting to regret this voyage....

Description: Not quite as wholesome as the Brady Bunch, but keeping it together for now.

Description: Official MCCACEC garb from the College Bookstore now available for everyone! Dress up like Donna's fellow alma mater.