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The heavenly aroma still hung in the house. But it was gone, all gone!

The Lone Rangers' nephew horse? could be worth fifty thousand bucks!

He won it. Mind power.

A CHRISTMAS STORY LAMP

A Christmas Story... A classic holiday movie, but every Clevelander knows, it's about the Land.

Just a Christmas story

Ralphie from The Christmas Story

A box came in recently that said FRA-GEE-LAY (must be italian). It must be that major award I won!

Won it with brain powers!

Only he didn't say, "fudge". Over the years, Ralphie became quite a connoisseur of soap.

We got 300 trees here!

This design, by Emily D, was inspired by our True Crime episode 'He forked out his own eye'

You'll Shoot Your Eye Out Christmas Story Llama Bunny Suit

"You used up all the glue on purpose!" His wife just broke his "major award" and he has no glue to put it back together. "We're out!", she said. The old man stood there, quivering with fury, stammering as he tried to come up with a real crusher. All he got out was, "Nadafinga!"

Ralph! Shhh! Y'Mutha! Y'Mutha!

Remember Christmas Story and Ralphie's Red Ryder Official Carbine-Action 200 Shot Range Model Air Rifle? Well if you don't just wear this design and watch the movie this Christmas. Now you can get this amazing design in extra colors! Talk about choices! Cool, new, popular, recent, trending, top pick, best seller, top seller, editors pick, number 1 ranked, hot, must-have, recommended, liked, great artwork, awesome design, recommended choice, featured, All designs, best-selling graphics, best trending.

A Christmas Story Tribute

You shouldn’t stare.

Remember Christmas Story and Ralphie's Red Ryder Official Carbine-Action 200 Shot Range Model Air Rifle? Well if you don't just wear this design and watch the movie this Christmas. Now you can get this amazing design in extra colors! Talk about choices! Cool, new, popular, recent, trending, top pick, best seller, top seller, editors pick, number 1 ranked, hot, must-have, recommended, liked, great artwork, awesome design, recommended choice, featured, All designs, best-selling graphics, best trending.

Dun dun dun!

Painting of Ralphie

Oh Fudge

The infamous Black Bart and his back yard gang will be back. Sport this great t-shirt from your favorite Christmas Movie.

Would you look at that? Would you look at THAT?!

thinking will and believe in your mind.

awesome i'm sorry did i roll my eyes out loud again. funny gift idea

This is a funny shirt design which reads "NOTTAFINGA!" and is attributed to Old Man Parker of The Christmas Story.

Have a soap connoisseur on your Christmas list? Do they like fudge as well? You're in luck! We're proud to announce Ralphie's "Fine Soap-Flavored Fudge!" A perfect gift for all Christmas Story fans. We promise you won't be stricken blind. Just don't say the eff, dash, dash, dash word when you taste it's mellow smoothness!

Evil Scott Farkus with yellow eyes...so help me God, yellow eyes!

Classic 1950s take on the old BB Gun ad.

Possibly the strangest and creepiest pun out there. But I love it because dad jokes are how eye roll.

Make the kid take it off.

breach of etiquette

Oh, Fudge! // Coins and Connections

im sorry did i roll my eyes out loud

Fragiiiiiiiile... Must be italian