Plotting Merch
Description: Sippin' Coffee, Plotting World Domination Sippin' Coffee Plotting World Domination - It's the ideal addition to your wardrobe that will keep you looking fashionable for a long time. Great present for Christmas, birthdays, anniversaries, and other events. Take this gift for your best friend, parents, siblings, boyfriends, girlfriends, mothers, and daughters.
Description: Ever look at your cat and just know they're planning something? This funny 'Chaos Cat' design perfectly captures that moment of suspicious silence. Featuring a hand drawn, sketchbook style illustration of a wide eyed kitten with a mind full of fish skeletons, conspiracy theories, and absolute mayhem, it's the ultimate shirt for cat lovers and owners of mischievous pets. Whether you're a proud cat mom, a cat dad, or someone who relates to having a chaotic mind while looking calm on the outside, this sarcastic tee is for you. A great gift for anyone who appreciates cat logic and absurdist humor.
Description: "T-SHIRT QUALITY: Vintage-Soft, Preshrunk, Premium Ringspun Cotton Tees. So Soft, and soon to be your new favorite shirt. PRINT QUALITY: We hand print our own original graphics right here in Asheville, NC. This creates a soft, smooth print that lasts for years! T-SHIRT SIZING: Adult unisex t shirts that look great on men and women - Order the size you typically wear in a normal fitting t shirt: Small Medium Large XL XXL 3XL If you love your shirt, please leave us feedback. It really helps us independent artists compete with the big guys"
Quietly Plotting My Next Tomato Harvest Garden Quote Farmer Crewneck Sweatshirt
by Serl Moony Arts
$35
Description: no announcement, no dramatic exit, just a quiet decision to stop being nice about it. this shiba inu isn't hiding the red flag anymore — it's holding it up personally, smug about it, no longer pretending the villain arc wasn't already in progress. Because someone had to say it.
Description: For fiction writers, novelists, and storytellers who know exactly how this goes. You spend hours carefully plotting the story, structuring the chapters, mapping the twists… and then your fictional characters completely ignore the plan. “Characters Ruined My Outline Again” is a clean literary humour design for writers who understand the wonderfully chaotic reality of storytelling. Perfect for authors, aspiring novelists, creative writing students, book lovers, and anyone whose imaginary people have developed minds of their own. A minimalist editorial typography design that works especially well on mugs, notebooks, stickers, tote bags, hoodies, and writer gifts. Part of the Writer Life & Identity collection.
Description: Downward, And Still Plotting Something — a yoga pose borrowed without permission and repurposed entirely for reconnaissance. This vector-illustrated Ragdoll, blue eyes locked forward while the rest of the body performs a perfectly executed stretch, is not here for flexibility. The pose is downward. The intentions remain vertical. Something is being calculated, and it will happen later, when least expected. Because someone had to say it.
Downward, And Still Plotting Something — Ragdoll Cat Stretch Pose Phone Case
by Cutetopia Archive
$23
Description: If you're a writer for a story -- whether that's a screenplay, novel, short story, or poem -- then this funny writing shirt is just for you! This novelist t shirt makes the perfect birthday present or gift for the writer in your life. Screenwriters, songwriters, game writers, and novel writers are all welcome.
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I'm not Quiet, I'm Plotting ,literary ,writer ,books funny books Kids T-Shirt
by Gaming champion
$19
Description: Unleash your inner geek with funny math tshirts peppered with punny graphics that are nothing but pure joy. Case in point: This 'I See You Have Graph Paper' shirt that lets you wear your nerdiness proudly on your sleeve thanks to punny message 'I See You Have Graph Paper. You Must Be Plotting Something'.
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Description: Looking for a surprisingly hilarious gift for the author in your life? This funny design will be sure to get your writer friends laughing. Or if you're an you're an author looking for the perfect thing for the next book fair, book signing, or writer's conference, we've got you covered. Makes a great ice breaker.
If I look distracted, I'm probably plotting murder - Funny writer Tank Top
by XanderWitch Creative
$21
